So I'm on a new fitness plan to get ready for swimsuit season and other events. "New" fitness plan makes it sound like I had one before, I didn't. Anyway, so I've been told to eat a lot of little meals throughout the day. But I've found that I'm doing that, as well as eating big lunches and dinners. So it's just like extra snacks. Which I don't think is the point.
I'm so excited for The Office tonight. Phyllis's (Phyllis'? Phyllises?) wedding, yay. Rachel and I plan to workout at her house while we watch. I have little to no faith this will happen.
Maybe because I have unsupportive friends. See: this conversation between Jihone and I yesterday.
J: "You'll drop five pounds fast if you do the little meals, and unprocessed foods."
E: "Well I'm gonna work out too."
J: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA."
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I am in udder shock right now. In no way did the title "Happy Thursday Everyone!" prepare me for what I just saw. I have nothing in my defense.
I don't know where to start. The disturbing 'matronly' pic of Malia or the idea that my size 0 daughter needs to lose weight. Are you trying to get into those anorexic designer jeans from Nord's? And sweetness, you never were built for "working out" and neither was I, it's not in our DNA. Speaking of swim suits, if Tim and I leave for Hawaii, it will be in about a month and all I have to bring is a cholrine faded swim suit with bad elasticity,and some dark blue draw string shorts. I will need your mall services for this trip...it may take 2 mall visits.
--Madre
* Picture removed so Malia won't be pissed, lol.
MOM, that swimsuit is probably from your first trip to Hawaii 10 years ago. It's time. And you're buying a nice one. Don't argue with me.
I would also like to go to Hawaii.
Just throwin' it out there.
Thank you for the removal, I don't think I could have handled Jihone's comments. My parents are going to Hawaii in a few weeks. I am jealous of all of this vacation talk. Michelle, lol to the perfect description of your vacation wear. When I pull out my swimsuits they usually smell like chlorine, and spandex.
I don't know why I'm yelling at my mom, I think I've had the same blank tankini since 10th grade that's still in rotation.
Why don't we all go to Hawaii, Jihone, Malia, Tim and I, Erica...oh the fun we would have. One hitch Jihone, we are all non drinkers.
Tankini, lol. It doesn't matter what you and Malia wear, it looks cute, I look like cold oatmeal with miss-shapen little boy legs.
--Madre
LOL cold oatmeal. You do not!
Hey! I want to go to Hawaii with you punks, too. Thanks for the inclusion...
But nooooo I have to go with my in-laws. GAWD.
I don't even want to hear about you trying to lose weight Caca. And good luck with the working out--you'll feel better, though. I've started running again (maybe you can feel the tremors) and dieting since it is way past time. Lost 2 pounds since monday. Yippee me.
-C
AND I missed the pic of Malia. Great.
-C
Tartraz, send Chris the pic of Malia, it's timeless.
Chris I would love to go to Hawaii with you! All girl trip, plus you know the highways and biways of Oahu...not to mention the dark alleys and clubs.
--Sista
lol that would be quite the trip for us. Better than Holbrook.
Chris, tremors, lol. Shut up. Good for you! And yes, it does feel better to start working out, more energy. (says the girl who has worked out for an impressive two times now.)
and Chris, it's the picture taken from a boob angle that you saw on my phone.
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