I just discovered Gmail saves the instant messaging chats I have. Here are some entertaining Jihone quotes from various conversations that I found in the archive.
Jihone: Alright well I have to go learn about justice theory now.
Which means I will be watching Happy Gilmore on my ipod."
me: What were you looking for on Ebay?
Jihone: ponies.
me: As long as I've known you you're been sick seriously like 25 times, and I've been sick in that time period maybe twice.
Jihone: Germ tolerance increases when you only shower once a month like you do.
Jihone: How do you get bad grades if you don't drink? Seriously, I don't drink now, and now I'm a fucking genius.
Jihone: Why don't we breed minature polar bears? That way they'd be easier to handle.
...and they'd eat less.
Jihone: You owe me ice cream from the LAST basketball season AND Chuckbox.
me: I tried to buy you icecream!
Jihone: Don't you try to play your prostitute mind tricks on me.
me: People keep telling me that the copier needs an imaging unit WHICH I KNOW.
Jihone: Copy machines run on magic, you need wizards to fix them.
me: It's true.
Jihone: Students at hogwarts take "Copy Machines" during their 7th year.
3 comments:
Lol, pure Du entertainment. How's Tina?
LOLOLOLOLZ....Jihone is so right about the copier. And there is a seperate class for fax machines and the Phoenix airport.
C
I need something to make me laugh and my first work day back from vacation...thank you Caca and Jihone.
--Sita
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