Misc.

Isn't it great having your car freshly washed? It's lovely. You know what's not lovely though, those damn windshield guys that attack you while you're waiting in line. They try to go through your insurance to "fill in these cracks for ya." Then when you refuse them after their fourth attempt they act all annoyed and as if it's your loss. Like all (*shrug, *eye roll) "Okaaaay." Yes greasy man, when I'm driving down the road and my windshield inevitably shatters and the shards of glass stab me in the eyeballs I'm totally going to be like "If only I would have handed that wise gentleman my insurance card and allowed him to work his magic."

Saw Hot Fuzz this weekend. It was not nearly as funny as Shaun of the Dead; plus we were with one of those clappy audiences, really annoying. The chubby guy next to me kept doing this bend over - wheezing maneuver every time something "silly" happened like an old lady getting kicked, or someone falling through a fence.

We played Scattergories last night with Zach's brother, Damon, and his wife. Damon beat us all by like twenty points, mostly because he's a know-it-all to the max and it's literally physically painful to listen to him argue his points so everyone got sick of challenging him. When it came to world leaders/politicians he put some nonsense name that none of us had heard of and when we questioned it we got this sort of "*sigh how am I going to put this in words you three will understand" tone.

And Damon, "tater tot" is not a vegetable. Choke on your two points 'kay?


My clean car, from a distance.