Jihone: i'm skurred, i don't want to wear a tie to work everyday
Plus i just cut up some khakis yesterday. now i have like 10 pairs of hulk shorts...and no pants
Erica: well i think getting a grown up job is more important than using your hulk shorts
J: you also think fingernails are tasty, what the hell do you know
Jihone sharing his near death experience:
J: I was taking a nap on one of those raft things, the bad news was that i startled myself when i awoke and fell into the pool
E: lol that's amazing
J: and i forgot how to swim for like 30 seconds so i was like drowining
E: stop being a baby
J: then i realized i could swim...so then I made myself a sandwich to console me
E: this is your life. like this is an average day for you
J: oh like you’re off curing cancer
A very important discussion about the next Batman movie:
E: i don't like the tumbler car, it looks too cumbersome
J: it jumps over things. what more do you want in a car
E: the batmobile should be sleek
J: if you had it your way he'd be driving around in a geo metro
E: i hope he tones it down with the voice this time, it made me laugh
J: he has to change it so that people don't recognize him
E: yeah but that much?
J: yes!
E: the other batmans didn't
J: the other batmans were pussies
J: this is the new batman; the baby kicking, beer drinking, womanizing batman
E: i'm just glad katie holmes won't be in the next one
J: i like her
E: no you just like to disagree with me, she sucked
J: lol
E: she was all "Justice!" that was it
J: lol lol thats true, she didn't even give it up for batman
E: i know, she was so grumpy
J: lol so who do think should replace her? my vote is for jenna jameson, she'll put out for batman for sure
E: i say someone like rachel mcadams
J: what is this lesbian obsession you have with rachel mcadams
E: I don’t know
One time, I was at Chipotle with Jihone, and he made a swan out of his burrito foil, and I took a picture of it with my phone. Then, I posted it on my blog.
10 comments:
Seriously DYING!
Yes... I've been missing Jihone references on your blog. I thought you two had a falling-out or something. Good to know your realtionship is no longer on the rocks.
Deep.
Ok, I have to agree, Rachael McAdams is on my girl crush list...she's #2 next to Fergie.
I think you need to video a conversation with Jihone and post it. He seems like a funny slacker. (no offense Jihone)
I would like to marry Jihone.
Jihone, I will make sandwiches every day and press your Hulk shorts for you.
lol this is getting creepy
I agree that the Batmobile should be sleek and more inconspicuous(sp?). And nothing against Jihone's tin foil shaping skills, but I think his swan looks like a Boa Constrictor.
P.S. The platform 9 and three quarters comment made me totally lol.
who is this Jihone character? I think somehow I missed earlier refernces to him. I feel left out...actually just more deprived that I don't get to listen to these comments all the time.
I'm totally in for a deathly hallows party but I kind of have to have it read before July 24th when I got to girls camp with my ward. I don't want some dumb girl to ruin it for me like someone did to number 6. If you need somewhere to do it we can at our place. We're down but it doesn't matter and can we make homemade hats or something of the sort and make everyone wear them?
I like that we are on here at the same time commenting to each other. I tell the whole story of how book siz got ruined for me in my post... I just added to it. I'm glad someone is yelling at him about it. He needs it. Has he shaved off his sick mustache yet?
I will pay cash to see a pic of Jihone in his 'hulk shorts'. L.O.L.
I also think you need a whole seperate blog for conversations with Jihone. And your mutual artwork.
-C
really i can't keep up with you. i'm laughing out loud everytime i read the blog....how come we never hang out with jihone, i'm now intrigued by him. This comment goes for all the blogs posted currently at 11:24 am Thursday July 12th......Fabulous work.
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