(I realize I use "bitch" and its variances a little too often. But it still makes me laugh; and I'm really only interested in entertaining myself; so I'll probably keep overusing it. Bitches. lol. See?)
Today at work I came very close to making out with the UPS man. He brought me a shiny new Dell box containing my laptop; I almost cried. I loaded the Blogger Dashboard, and I was home.
I wish something cool happened while I was on hiatus; but nothing did. The other night Zach and I went to Resident Evil. I'll bet you're wondering who got to pick. Let me fill you in on the plot in case you're curious: half-naked girl. zombies. bad actors getting eaten. half-naked girl. zombies. zombies. dead bodies. zombies. me wishing zombies would eat me. me wishing Zach would have put butter on the popcorn. zombies. end credits.
We went to a theater in north Scottsdale, so we didn't really know our way around. We turned down a walkway that we thought was the entrance only to find a dead end. We thought this was really funny at the time for some reason so we took pictures, logically.
This is what you miss out on when you ditch us for the ASU game Rachel. In comparison, your season tickets don't look so cool now do they? Do they?!
9.25.2007
The bitch is back
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13 comments:
welcome back bitch! i am looking forward to your bitchin posts & comments.
side note- my fav person to use the term "bitch" is Rachel Green from the hit show FRIENDS!
I was slowing spiraling down into a black vortex, I was lost, searching searching. I turned to Lady Heroin for comfort, only she couldn't provide the elixir that I craved, nothing...my true drug is TARTRAZ.
I will survive.
Yay! My favorite source of entertainment is back!
By the way, The new header is wonderful.
Lol, yay! I seriously have been so lost since Tartraz was violently ripped from under me...MT Builders. I also laughed at the pictures of the dead end, that's where they put the bodies.
Milly
its like slipping into a warm hot tub in the middle of a crisp autumn eve.
*aaahhhh*
OH, how I've missed you. Welcome back bitch.
Daily Caca. I can exist peacably again.
Love the new header!
YESSSSS! I am very excited. And yes, I am very jealous I missed out on resident evil. Not! We went to Chuckbox with Kristy and Jason before the game. So you lose.
Oh and I LOVE the recap of Resident Evil. Zachary better sit through at least a dozen chick flicks (with no side comments) to even out the score on that one. Has he seen "Step Up" yet???
Your return feels like there should be a scene from a chick flick in which there is a long, awaited, welcoming embrace at an airport or something... and then I remembered you, Tartraz, are a figment of the internet. Either way, welcome back!
yeahhhhhhh! Heck, I'd make out with the UPS man too- he's made a lot of your crazed fans very happy.
HOORAY!!! I think that says it all. You were missed Erica, you were sorely missed.
Thanks everyone! It's good to be back. I'm obsessively catching up with all your blogs.
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