Recently, we were discussing elementary school
Erica: Remember how outside PE was like the worst thing ever in August, I wanted to kill myself.
Jihone: I liked PE. I was also the kid who could climb to the top of the rope
Erica: I could too, most everyone could
Jihone: Actually nobody could in my class
Erica: Jeez did you go to class with quadriplegics
Jihone: yes.
Erica: Our PE teacher was Mrs. Striker, how perfect is that
Jihone: We had some ex navy guy. His name was like "Sgt. Womanstabber" or something extraordinarily manly.
I admired him.
Back in April, when Jihone was in Tokyo for some karate-fighting tournament-competition-thing, I dont' know.
Jihone: I forgot to bring the cord that connects my camera to my computer
Erica: Of course. Just buy one. Japan probably invented those
Jihone: I'll see if anyone else has one
Erica: So are the other guys cool
Jihone: Well all I've met are two of the girls, who are fighting
Erica: Girls are there? lol
Jihone: And they're both like 6'4 and angry and ugly
Erica: well what did you expect. So did you hit on the pretty trainer yet
Jihone: No, I haven't seen her....and I'm not going to hit on her. I'm going to ask her to marry me. I am a gentleman.
Back in May, when Jihone finally graduated from ASU
Jihone: So what are you getting me for graduation? Something cool I hope
Erica: Rollerblades?
Jihone: I think someone’s already getting me those. Maybe you should get me a BB gun
Erica: Ok. Or a butterfly knife?
Jihone: No. I'll be fingerless
Erica: Okay, how about I just make you a burrito.
Jihone: That’s kinda scary
Erica: Yes it is
Jihone: Something tells me it'd be like chopped up hot dog pieces and popcorn with spaghetti sauce. Half eaten.
Erica: That is sick
Jihone: Then why did you eat half of it

5 comments:
Lol, my favorite part, "then why did you eat half of it?"
Milly.
The world makes sense again. TwJ is back.
"Sgt. Womanstabber" was my PE teacher too. :(
I have a great urge to step into the world of Jihone, much like Mary Poppins did on that fateful day when she and Bert stepped into chalk sidewalk paintings.
I don't think Jihone world is nearly as pleasant.
It would be filled with beady eyed penguins and other arctic animals.
C
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