9.11.2007

He's back...

Tuesdays with Jihone
Recently, we were discussing elementary school
Erica: Remember how outside PE was like the worst thing ever in August, I wanted to kill myself. Jihone: I liked PE. I was also the kid who could climb to the top of the rope Erica: I could too, most everyone could Jihone: Actually nobody could in my class Erica: Jeez did you go to class with quadriplegics Jihone: yes. Erica: Our PE teacher was Mrs. Striker, how perfect is that Jihone: We had some ex navy guy. His name was like "Sgt. Womanstabber" or something extraordinarily manly. I admired him.
Back in April, when Jihone was in Tokyo for some karate-fighting tournament-competition-thing, I dont' know. Jihone: I forgot to bring the cord that connects my camera to my computer Erica: Of course. Just buy one. Japan probably invented those Jihone: I'll see if anyone else has one Erica: So are the other guys cool Jihone: Well all I've met are two of the girls, who are fighting Erica: Girls are there? lol Jihone: And they're both like 6'4 and angry and ugly Erica: well what did you expect. So did you hit on the pretty trainer yet Jihone: No, I haven't seen her....and I'm not going to hit on her. I'm going to ask her to marry me. I am a gentleman. Back in May, when Jihone finally graduated from ASU Jihone: So what are you getting me for graduation? Something cool I hope Erica: Rollerblades? Jihone: I think someone’s already getting me those. Maybe you should get me a BB gun Erica: Ok. Or a butterfly knife? Jihone: No. I'll be fingerless Erica: Okay, how about I just make you a burrito. Jihone: That’s kinda scary Erica: Yes it is Jihone: Something tells me it'd be like chopped up hot dog pieces and popcorn with spaghetti sauce. Half eaten. Erica: That is sick Jihone: Then why did you eat half of it

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol, my favorite part, "then why did you eat half of it?"

Milly.

Chris said...

The world makes sense again. TwJ is back.

"Sgt. Womanstabber" was my PE teacher too. :(

Michelle said...

I have a great urge to step into the world of Jihone, much like Mary Poppins did on that fateful day when she and Bert stepped into chalk sidewalk paintings.

Erica said...

I don't think Jihone world is nearly as pleasant.

Anonymous said...

It would be filled with beady eyed penguins and other arctic animals.

C