- Custom ring tones are annoying, unless they're funny. Ice Cube's "You Can Do It Put Your Back into It" – funny. The All American Rejects' "It Ends Tonight" – I hate you.
- If you have that "please enjoy the music while your party is reached" feature, I hate you. First of all how long did it take you to figure out how to download that? And how much are you paying for it freakshow?
- If you go to the other line, I will hang up. I realize this is obnoxious and inconsiderate. Too bad, I don't like waiting; and it's kind of funny when people call back and are really pissed. Zach especially hates when I do this, which makes it an even more rewarding experience.
- It's kind of weird when you spend hundreds to get the newest phone. Take it easy techy, that phone won't be cool in like a week. This rule does not apply to the iphone because I've heard that thing is glazed with the tears of unicorns.
- Only leave me funny voicemails or don't bother. Singing encouraged.
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How about don't go through all your ringtones in the movie theater while waiting for the movie to start. Or Emily will jump over the bar and kill you.
Question: R. Kelly "I don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump & grind." Funny or not funny?
And I hate that i've heard more than one person have that song "...your beautiful..." WTH?!
6. What your mother hates:
"Mom, I'll call you when I get off work."
....an empty promise
You are too high maintenance with your cell phone usage or usage of friends. I will probably never call you . . . but mostly because I don't have your phone number.
And also because I would probably drive you crazy with my classical music ringtone. I believe it's one of Bach's Cello Suites. I also leave lame messages like, "Call me back when you get this." Duh. I also get pissed when people hang up when I check the other line.
Glazed with the tears of unicorns....hahaha. People with iphones also have them out in their hand proudly displayed. When did a damn phone become such a status symbol.
I have an Office ringtone, is that acceptable?
I don't understand anything with my phone, i only know how to answer.
on purpose.
(hee hee and i dont even have a land line, how bout them apples!)
glazed with the tears of unicorns made me laugh out loud rather loudly & caused me to read this entire post to every person in my living room: myron, chloe & mr. miyagi.
lol Liz aparently we are not meant to be cell phone lovers. But that's okay.
Chris- Office Ringtone is always okay.
I think I'm just bitter about cell phones in general because mine is never cool.
I hate the "enjoy the music"! I hang up immediately. I would rather poke myself in the eye with a hot stick that listen to that crap.
Ok #3 is a dye hard rule in my life! I HATE OTHER LINES! Seriously is your life that freaking consumed with people that you can't give me a good 10 minutes of your day?! I hate other lines!!! HATE!
K, and yes, ask your adoring cousins...I'm a voicemail singer, and a pretty good one. I prep the songs ahead of time in case I do end up getting voicemail.
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