The fair.

Saturday was Chad's birthday. Here's something you should know about Chad; he loves Rihanna. Umbrella was his ring tone for awhile. I wanted to think of something funny to say about these facts, but I think they stand alone.

Well we found out Rihanna herself was going to be at the State Fair on Chad's birthday. The stars had aligned in his favor.

Ever heard of Baby Bash? Us either. They were the suckity sucks that came out before Rihanna to make us all want to tear out our eardrums. Here's Chad during their performance.


And here's Chad during Rihanna's performance.


His creepy smile had nothing to do with Rihanna's skimpy, black leather outfit. Except that it had everything to do with it.


Ah the State Fair. Good for watching freakshows and drenching yourself in anti-bacterial gel.


And here's what happens when Zach is your photographer. He is available for weddings and parties.



Rachel was most excited for the giant steer who she claims is "as big as an elephant." I wasn't convinced.


As you might have read over at "Chachel Chatter" I have requested to go on the ferris wheel every year we have attended the State Fair, which basically has been going on since the beginning of time. Every year we aren't able to ride it because we "run out of time"; meaning, my friends hate me.

But not this year folks.

Rachel says I sabotage the ferris wheel attempts just so I can complain about it all year. Shut up Rachel. Why don't you go worship your elephant-steer.

You guys, it was amazing.


Here we are near the top, being really attractive.


This is the only picture Holly and Garrett took that didn't involve a provocative pose.

I'm only posting it because, sadly, Holly hasn't sent me the sexual ones yet.

And Malia, this is for you.