Happiest places to ever exist (in order):
1. Target
2. Rubios (me and Cafe Rio are on the outs)
3. DisneyLand
4. Fashion Square Mall
5. Heaven
Saddest Places:
1. the post office
2. seventh circle of hell
3. cell phone stores
4. Wal-Mart
5. my fridge
Zach hijacked my camera while we were at Target. So then this happened:
and this
14 comments:
I feel the love! I like to loop around the outer edges and hit all the clearance racks. You are also dead on with the post office. Satan lives there (and in sewing machines). Coming Soon: my blog on my POphobia. I wrote it yesterday after I locked myself out of the ghetto truck at the post office.
Happy to hear you and Cafe Rio are on the outs. Weve (Cafe Rio and myself) have always been tight, but its been pushed down in the last month or so. Curious why your on the outs. Mine is the 3 forkfulls of pork they are now rationing. Not worth my truble. Fun CAN be had at Walmart on occasions, but I have heard that your refrigerator is a dark and lonely place.
That's your cleavage, right?
Last time I went they gave me no rice, like a teaspoon of chicken and then my salad was WATERY. So I've got to give it a couple weeks before I go back.
Karen I'm very excited to read the PO post.
Mom - yes.
perfect, toys and boobs (the same thing actually in boy's minds)
oh, and I think that's a hilarious "how we met story"
Scene:
Erica enters high school a dorky but loveable freshman, with too obvious hair hightlights and braces.
she meets this nice boy named Zack, who has no idea girls exist much less how to attract one (other than a mean dinosaur impersonation). they meet. and proceed to annoy the poo outa each other for years. despite the fact they get along and are intellectual equals, as the years go by they find comfort in the arms of others as they make their way through puberty and the harsh realities of high school dramas.
Somewhere in the midst of all this our two destined lovers find themselves alone together, they turn to each other longingly, with hearts a blazing and breaths held, they stare deep into each others eyes where it clearly states, "hey, wait a minute, I want to make out with you!"
the end.
you are welcome.
LOL thank you for the 2 pictures, and that boob picture looks all too real! Let's be honest Fashion Square is a heaven on earth. There's something about the food court bustle, and the stores, and the smell, the clean floors...sigh.
Milly
So the boob lady in the picture kind of looked like she had a fake arm. I looked at it wrong apparently.
OMG was Marilyn at Target??
I think Wal-Mart, esp on a Saturday during the holidays is FIRST on my list. The devil and his minions are all there.
LOL to Heaven being last. That reminds me of when your Mom giving birth to you placed second.
Thank you for puttin Rubios/Cafe Rio above heaven. It's true. You should venture to the Utah for the Cafe Rio up there. They know how to make it to perfection. Seriously.
when I saw the toy soldier I really thought a war was going to ensue but of course what distracts boys over toys? boobs.
When ever I say boo to devin as in he tells me something I don't like and I reply boo he always adds, bs as quickly as he can so I sound like I'm saying boobs.
lol Each, that is surprisingly accurate.
Yes Chris Marilyn at Target.
lol Laura your husband is funny.
Let us organize a bloggers meeting at rubios everyone.
i can do your wedding vows too, if ya'll get hitched.
i know, im like a saint.
its a gift.
Zach should be a photographer...for playboy!!!!
I have to say I still read your blog a lot, I just suck at commenting anymore, but I SOOO agree with the post office beating hell in sad places! Who needs the post office anymore anyways?! We have internet!!!!
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