TWJ

Jihone: So camping huh?
me: yes, and actually I'm going to try and have a good attitude
Jihone: you have no such ability
me: I can have a good attitude!
Jihone: You're going to drop your camera into a river and then go apeshit and probably pull a tree out by its roots
me: I handle my camera like a live butterfly, there will be no accidents
Jihone: yeah but you never know...cameras can get slippery...especially when they're covered in mayonnaise like yours
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Jihone: Just buy him a gun
me: I don't want to. Then I'll be the girl that buys guns
Jihone: but that's kind of funny. I want another one. But what would I do with two guns
me: what do you do with one?
Jihone: I don't know...I wanted to learn how to shoot. Just another skill to add I guess
me: Yes, to your many
Jihone: But I hate hunting, so it's a hand gun. Because guns are for killing people, not animals
me: lol
Jihone: Usually I just use it to get home faster by waving it around when there's traffic