Erica: You know what are really good? Saltines. I'm addicted to them lately
Jihone: Because you're an 8 year old in the nurse's office?
Erica: If saltines are wrong I don't want to be right
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Erica: Today my boss said my outfit was "an interesting mix."
Jihone: In a condescending tone?
Erica: It's not like I'm wearing clown suspenders and a pirate shirt
Jihone: Of course not, because that would be cool. And we all know you're allergic to things that are cool
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Erica: Some days I just am really happy that I went to four years of school, like today when it is really paying off. Today I am making labels.
Jihone: Sometimes I feel that way, and then I look at my diploma. Oh wait my mom threw it away
Erica: lol serious? How did this happen?
Jihone: She thought it was junk mail
Erica: Mine's framed, but it's sitting on the floor of my closet
Jihone: Why isn't it hung up
Erica: Maybe if I had an office I would, but even then, I mean it's ASU
Jihone: Yeah. The only thing I have hanging up is my 7th grade geography bee championship certificate. That was like the greatest day of my life.
Erica: lol
Jihone: I seriously kicked everyone’s ass that day at geography. I ruined lives.
Jihone: Because you're an 8 year old in the nurse's office?
Erica: If saltines are wrong I don't want to be right
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Erica: Today my boss said my outfit was "an interesting mix."
Jihone: In a condescending tone?
Erica: It's not like I'm wearing clown suspenders and a pirate shirt
Jihone: Of course not, because that would be cool. And we all know you're allergic to things that are cool
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Erica: Some days I just am really happy that I went to four years of school, like today when it is really paying off. Today I am making labels.
Jihone: Sometimes I feel that way, and then I look at my diploma. Oh wait my mom threw it away
Erica: lol serious? How did this happen?
Jihone: She thought it was junk mail
Erica: Mine's framed, but it's sitting on the floor of my closet
Jihone: Why isn't it hung up
Erica: Maybe if I had an office I would, but even then, I mean it's ASU
Jihone: Yeah. The only thing I have hanging up is my 7th grade geography bee championship certificate. That was like the greatest day of my life.
Erica: lol
Jihone: I seriously kicked everyone’s ass that day at geography. I ruined lives.
11 comments:
Jihone, ask Erica what word foiled her at the 6th grade spelling bee.
I'm glad Tuesday's with Jihone is back.
Pepperidge Farm's Pretzel Thins will change your life for "good" (they are MUCH better than saltines).
ahhhh, its like a heroin fix.
You are craving saltines?? Hmmm, that's what I craved when I was pregnant with Alex..........
You know what's really good on Saltines? Marshmallow cream. Spread a little on and bite. Reminds me a bit of soda cracker pie.
Michelle: Erica is still worthless at spelling.
The word was "chicken"
Erica: It's not like I'm wearing clown suspenders and a pirate shirt.
LOL
I think you SHOULD wear clown suspenders and a pirate shirt. Tomorrow. I know you own a few of each.
Did jihone RSVP for your wedding yet....he's coming right? I need to meet him and tell him he needs to have a 5+ minute standup comedy routine ready to be performed...possibly you could que him in after the cake cutting
No, I did not RSVP for the wedding because Erica is irresponsible and behind on getting her invitations out.
-jihone
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