9.25.2008

Uncrustables.


uncrustable, originally uploaded by erigutt.

This is my new favorite snack. It is marketed towards children; but that doesn’t mean it is not delicious and wonderful. I’ve been getting these for lunch obsessively for about a week (with a salad). I like the strawberry ones the best, but the gas station by my work only carries the grape ones.

In answer to your inevitable questions:
1. Yes I regularly get my lunch at a gas station, because I have CLASS.

2. Yes I eat like a five-year-old, as Zach continually likes to point out.

But I say to you, if Uncrustables, cheese pizza and popcorn are wrong, I don’t want to be right. In the name of Jesus Christ amen.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nothing better than a peanut butter and jam sandwich WITHOUT the crust. Nice job, Smucker's.

Kelly said...

They are best a few minutes out of the freezer...so they are still hard but not icy.

Tegan said...

hahaha! i love your little call to the man above!

they look delicious! i wish there was something like this available in oz...

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Anonymous said...

Reading your blog can be the highlight of my day! You crack me up!

Anonymous said...

Every time I try and eat one of those, they are too squishy.

Michelle said...

I enjoyed your testimony.

Might I add, I know the Uncrustable is true.

Truly and Shane said...

Mmmmm! I've had these before. It's been a long time. Too long. I'll have you know earlier today, right after I read this delicious post, I went out and bought my own box of
'uncrustables'. True story.

Ashley Rae said...

I SO eat like a kid. I am completely ecstatic when Kennedy says she wants mac & cheese for dinner. And pizza has always been my favorite meal. And I could eat pb&j sandwiches at least twice a week.

Anonymous said...

uncrustable will set you free...

Anonymous said...

uncrustables will set you free...