Pictured is my newest enemy. I think this one might have lost a leg. GOOD. I HOPE IT HURTS. He and his friends have been trying to take over our apartment. Tactics include waiting for me in the shower, jumping up on my leg for no reason as I walk down the hall, and chirping really loudly until I walk in the bathroom and then suddenly stopping so that I can't find their hide-away.
They have suffered many casualties at my hands and yet they do not yield. They continue to chirp, they continue to jump out unexpectedly, and they continue to be ugly.
Well guess what CRICKETS the bug guy came yesterday and soon you will all be dead from the POISON and I will laugh. I will look at your dead bodies scattered about and I. will. LAUGH.
Yesterday on the phone:
Z - Oh, so the bug guy came.
E - Finally! Good!
Z - It smells like baby puke around here.
E - Small price to pay.
7 comments:
I picture you with wild hair wielding a broom, swatting at them and cackling loudly with your head thrown back.
I had no idea they used baby puke to kill bugs.
makes sense really, much more environmentally friendly...
hahahah welcome to 'home ownership' in Arizona! Wait to you spot the scorps.....
I seriously just died of laughter at my desk reading this post, and my favorite part was the conversation of you and Zach, seriously LOL.
I had forgotten how many bugs/critters there are in AZ until we went back a couple weeks ago. I'm sorry to say, I've become somewhat of a wimp when it comes to them now. They are disgusting--and deserve to die. Nice job!
Mhmhmhuahuahua. Kill those evil bugs.
hahahahaha the best was the poison line.
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