5.14.2009

Taking Inventory

Today I decided take an inventory of my talents. Don’t hide your light under a bushel you guys. List your lights on a blog.

Things I am good at:
  • spending money at Target
  • annoying Zach
  • emailing Malia during work excessively
  • Internet searching for specific décor items
  • being not tan
  • hording magazines
  • bossing people around
  • Super Nintendo
  • identifying the source of bad smells

Oh my gosh you guys, I have so many lights, who knew. Lest I get too cocky, let's move on to my non-talents.

Here are the things I am not good at:

  • throwing a ball
  • catching a ball
  • paying attention to my surroundings while driving or walking
  • eating healthy
  • drinking water
  • being on time to my mom’s house
  • answering my cell phone
  • having patience
  • knowing song lyrics
  • singing on key
  • dancing
And another talent, taking cute pictures.
greedy

5 comments:

Chris said...

L.O.L.

More 'lights':

-organizing your movie collection
-playing with Pegs
-entertaining my kids (that's a huge one, Caca, and marketable)
-eating cheeseburgers
-setting up blogs
-making headers for blogs
-recognizing your celebrity boyfriend crushes and not being apologetic about them.

I could go on and on.

Giles Fam said...

Love it! :)

Malia said...

List your lights on a blog, lol. Lets also not forget,

*creating mock set ups of rooms via microsoft paint
*giving unsolicited kisses
*getting things stuck to your lips
*making me laugh hysterically at my desk, and entertaining me with said emails.

Michelle said...

This one concerns me the worst:

paying attention to my surroundings while driving or walking

Best Catch Phrase playa eva.

Know all the lyrics to "Little Mermaid."

Funny sidenote. I had a seminary teacher actually put a lamp under a bushel to bring home that scripture...lol

Alisse Baldwin said...

This one's climbing it's way to the top of my favorite of your posts.

That sentence was confusing.

I meant: I like this post. A lot.