Zach phrases

Zach says a lot of lame things. He has a lot of phrases that I hear so often they go in one ear and out the other; even though he seems to think they're all hilarious. However, he has a few that make me laugh every time, I can't help it.

When I say something he approves of:
"Now you're speakin' Zach-anese."

When I point out a mess he didn't clean up:
"Listen....I'm just tryin' to be a loves."

When I ask him if my outfit is cute:
"Maybe don't wear a bra next time." (quote from Anchorman.)