The color is fab, the fabric is questionable. In conclusion, I know I shouldn't like this, but I kind of do.
Also remember when she was naked with Ryan Reynolds? Bitch.
She always does weird, risky dresses so I'm kind of like, "Meh, we get it, you're risky and a giant ruffle is eating you alive."
When did she get so effing skinny?
I do not sew, but I do watch Project Runway and that seam up the front is stupid.
I like the top of this dress. I do not like the slip thing showing and I do not like the matchy matchy shoes.
100% Cute.
I really like this dress; if her head was chopped off. Which means I was not a fan of her hair and makeup.
Remember when you were little and you didn't really know how headbands worked so you just kind of set them on your head really close to your forehead and you looked really stupid?
Okay everyone is making fun of the coral stuff sticking out of her dress, but I liked this dress. It's high fashion and a little different but it's sparkly and the color looks really good on her and I wasn't bored.
On the other hand, Penelope you bore me.
Yawn.
First of all, stop looking so damn proud of yourself Kate Hudson. I hate this dress, and I know the ultra platform shoes are in, but they are looking very heavy and clunky with this already dumb dress.
Pretty!
I didn't want to kill this dress, but I kind of wanted to kill her hair.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
I like the sleeves, and who would turn down a full on gold sparkle explosion dress? Not I readers, not I.
Black, check. Beach hair, check. Must be Jennifer Aniston. But I'd like my legs to look like that when I'm in my 40s, please and thank you.
No, no, no.
I like it. Again, with the sparkles, I just can't resist. Remember when she played a lesbian on The OC? Also, remember when The OC was awesome? I DO.
Love the dress. I think the rain got to her hair. She's marrying Jim Halpert, she'll be fine.
Go away please.
I love her. I love Glee. I like this dress.
I hate this dress. The end.
And is anyone else sick of her showing up to events like 5 hours after giving birth? WE GET IT.
I love her. I love Glee. I do not like this dress at all and it makes her waist look big even though it is as big as my pinkie.
I was watching the Fashion Police on E! yesterday and called Zach in when Christina Hendricks came on because I am a good wife. Her boobs leave him absolutely speechless. Speechless.
Jon Hamm how'd you get in here? You're still sexy but shave your beard please, kloveyoubye.
"Hi! I'm Julia Roberts and I'm waaaaay too cool for the Golden Globes, can you tell how much I don't care?! I really want you to know how much I don't care about award shows so I just threw on this dress from Target and this big necklace. I really don't care, I am so deep and I have so many more important things to do."
Sorry Tina, no.
Looks like a nightgown a flapper would wear. A stupid flapper.
Bradley Cooper what are you doing here? No, remember we're meeting at my house later. In my bed, not the red carpet.
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Thank you so much for this commentary.... I loved it and pretty much agree with all your assessments. Including sparkle-love. I just can't resist sparkles... that gold dress was a dream. I think I'd look fabulous (-ly ridiculous) in it.
I loved Anna's gold sparkle dress until I saw the shoes. THE SHOES will HAUNT me until I DIE because the shoes will have killed me.
Halfway through it started to freak me out that every second celeb had one hand on hip!
P.S. Although Julia Roberts did not stand out at all, I think I heard someone say that dress was a vintage YSL.
This made me laugh so much ! Some of those dresses just make you wonder "what were they thinking"?
Ps. Her boobs are SO big.
Excellent commentary. Thank you for the Julia Roberts tidbits, it's exactly what she was trying to convey...I am so done with her.
lol to all comments.
You missed the unmissable Amy Adams!
My personal favorite was Emily Blunt. Most pathetic, easy, Kate Hudson. It looks like she had an in-route quicky in the limo and didn't get everything back in the right place(s). And she was, obviously, giddy? Go girl...
I am clueless when it comes to fashion but I know when someone is hilarious and you get the GG for funniest comments. You can thank me later.
I too was a good wife and paused the tv every time her boobs came on the screen. I think I even rewound the DVR to show him. I should earn a wife of the year award.
Love this post. The only thing I disagree with is Drew's dress. That thing on her hip is just odd. And in the way. When she was accepting her award, she tried to put her arm down and couldn't, and then did that uncomfortable holding-her-arm-at-her-side-but-in-front-of-the-weird-thing thing and I was totally distracted.
And I am completely bored with the one shoulder dresses now.
I am with the above commenter about Drew's dress. she had no idea where to put her right hand--isn't that something you would notice before you put the barnacle dress on? Otherwise, love the Drew.
I liked the woman from 'Weeds's dress also. I thought she looked stunning. Jenna Fischer looked like she was in drapes from a 70's basement.
Joan's boobs are a force of nature that men cannot handle. They put Mike in a stupor for hours.
Can I just say I hate those high heel platform shoes on anyone? They look like stripper shoes, I don't care who you are.
/two cents
I love this. Thank you. Your commentary totally made me laugh.
And I love Glee.
One of her boobs is bigger than my head.
Your post was my first (and lets get real- probably last) introduction to the fashion of the Golden Globes.
What if Sandra Bullock's dress was above her knee? It would be much cuter. (I only have an opinion because I watch Project Runway too)
Also, you were spot on with Julia Roberts, but I have to give it to her- her hair looked cute. But more for a trip to dinner than to an awards show, no?
The big boobs lady looks like her skin is grey. Which means she is more white than me. Yessssss.
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