How to behave like an adult at a restaurant

As I've mentioned before, Zach eats and drinks super fast. I think he stresses waiters out because they can't keep up with his drink refills. We've noticed that a very observant waiter will just start bringing Zach two drinks at once in order to hold him over longer than 30 seconds.

Which is what happened Friday night.


And then this happened because my husband is very mature.