- Drop your phone constantly. Utilize curse words.
- Observe the back of your phone no longer snaps into place due to said constant dropping.
- Try to hold the back in place while talking on the phone, this causes you to drop your phone even more; about a bajillion times a day, approximately. More curse words.
- Admit defeat.
- Electrical tape.
Next week’s ghetto lesson – how to simultaneously maneuver your stick shift car, operate your first generation nano ipod, and hold a drink between your legs because your retractable cupholder is broken. My true area of expertise.
4 comments:
Hahahahaha this is hilarious. And you didn't admit defeat, Caca! You taped the sucker and now it works perfectly.
This also applies to the remote control to the ancient TV in our bedroom.
oh like I've never talked on a electrical taped together phone! But mine was smashed after leaving it on the back of my truck after getting gas.
no curse words though.. little parrots in the car you know :)
lol lol lol
I don't know anyone that drops their phone more than you! It's like your palms are covered with Crisco.
I found you!
Hey, how about this. Drop your phone in the pool while trying to rescue your pregnant friend's drowning little boy. Result: pregnant friend ends up rescuing her own drowning boy AND your drowning phone. Phone never works again. Buy cheap, ghetto $20 phone that lasts you for almost A YEAR until you're finally eligible for another phone. Have new, awesome phone for 2 days when your 2 little girls decide to play fish with it in the kiddy pool. Go back to ghetto phone for another year :( Seriously!
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