Everytime I see this dress I hear Seal's Kiss from a Rose in my head. Which isn't a good thing. However I think I'd like it more if her necklace and hair weren't ugly; and if all her accessories weren't so matchy matchy red.
I think she went swimming in a black swimsuit, then tied a pink towel around her waist, then went to the Golden Globes.
What is happening here? I'm being led to believe the sleeve fabric is pulled through the necklace thingy? Why is she so happy about it? Why isn't it ironed? So many questions.
I really like this, my only issue being her face seems to be the same color as her dress.
This is a bit....revealing. However if I had a body like that I'd probably wear this dress every day to everything. I'd be like putting green olives in my shopping cart at Fry's, wearing this dress.
Hey Sandra! Your bangs are dumb!
There is a lot going on here, I know. Alotta red, alotta hair, alotta ruffle. But I don't care I love her and she can do no wrong.
I think if you asked a Na'vi from Avatar to design a dress, this is what you would get. Also, who are you person in the Avatar dress?
UUUUGGGGHHHH. Why? Why.
Absolute fave, best dressed.
I think this dress is really cute but I was super confused by the little broach thingy on her shoulder. I kept telling my mom it was a microphone. But then I discovered it's just an ugly broach.
I think Jennifer Love Hewitt always thinks she is going to the prom. Like her assistant is probably all, "Jennifer time to get ready for the Golden Gl--"
Jennifer : "THE PROM?! YES I'll go to the PROM with you! Hairstylist! Give me your tackiest updo!"
Malia said it best, "I can't decide if I like Angelina's dress or if she looks like an 80s cruise director."
Her eye makeup looks smeared to me. I think if you take away whatever explosion is going on at the waist area, I would have liked this.
You will always be Coyote Ugly. Also, whenever Coyote Ugly is on TV, I can't change the channel. I don't even fight it anymore, I just clear my schedule for the next two hours.
See you at the Oscars people.
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Lol, love it!
-So true about JLH
-Christina is amazing, and I love her red hair and amazing body
-I'm pissed that you liked January Jones dress, what's next the J.LO dress?
Me
Sandra Bullock just looked sooo over the Globes the whole time, so so bored. Hated Angelina's 80's dress, too (sorry Michelle)and I noticed the big shoulder pad thing (Anne Hathaway) is in style again. Not sure how I feel about that.
Malia, I didn't like January's dress either, made her look like she has little Barbie boobs, which I suppose, she has. Sigh.
Nicole Kidman always wears fleshy colored dresses, how come?
Oh, and is it me or do the Avatar dress lady's legs look super unnaturally short for her body?
-Chris, again
Erica, you are so officially one of my favorite people! Love it!
I look forward to these posts every year!
HA! Halarious!
Your commentary is spot on, I was dying in laughter!
YEAH I was so looking forward to this post. I turned on the TV on Monday night I realized that I missed the show and then I thought Oh a can't wait to read Erica's post. You didn't fail me!!!! Looking at the dressed this year I'm afraid that that shoulder pads are going to come back in, OH can we stop this please.
Spot on with your thoughts, you are as funny as the Fugs.
My favorite thing of the night was the three of us screaming at the tv whenever they panned to our beloved Jon Hamm...and then in unison telling him his girlfriend looks weird. There wasn't enough Hamm time.
Chris, Angelina is perfection.
I've been waiting for this! I hated Angelina's look. Her hair is like Kelly Kapouski's. I did like Claire Dane's dress which wasn't on your critique. Loved Anne Hathaway as well.
Are you icing those cheeks? That's what saved me :)
I love this time of year, so I can read your reviews of all the ugly dresses. LOL on the Avatar dress, hideous! And seriously, who is she, and who cares?
Ok I always look forward to your red carpet dress posts. They are freaking hilarious.
And I vote 80's cruise director.
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