You need to reminding him that the correct translation for "UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH" in the ancient language of Wifespeakish is "please stuff this golf ball up my butt when I am sleeping"... and then give him the phone number of your favorite restaurant so HE can make reservations.
As you know we don't celebrate, so I completely understand. Remember when you told me to get him a gift on our first V-day and you said that he would definitely get me something and he didn't? Great advice! That was the very first and very last gift ever given between the Tyrrells.
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You need to reminding him that the correct translation for "UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH" in the ancient language of Wifespeakish is "please stuff this golf ball up my butt when I am sleeping"...
and then give him the phone number of your favorite restaurant so HE can make reservations.
....and then he sends flowers and stuffed animals to your office.
He pretty much describes how all married men feel. Some just hide it better. :)
As you know we don't celebrate, so I completely understand. Remember when you told me to get him a gift on our first V-day and you said that he would definitely get me something and he didn't? Great advice! That was the very first and very last gift ever given between the Tyrrells.
I must be married to his brother.
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