Moving on. Here are some things I am not a fan of: floral embroidery, husbands with highlighted hair, greasy looking pony tails, greasy looking bangs, and unnecessary buttons (?) near the crotch.
Here is something I AM a fan of - being adorable.
She looks good, I like her hair, but I'm also bored. I feel like I've seen this dress before? Or maybe a million times before?
Who keeps inviting Sharon Stone to award shows? Oh Sharon, you are nuts. And your glare is burning into my soul. And your hair is crazy. Thanks for being here.
Every time I see them I'm like, "Oh how cute, Hugh Jackman brought his mom." Then I remember it's his wife. And I get mad.
This dress didn't blow my mind or anything, but she looks cute.
Especially while with her fiance, look at the cute.
This seems like it's too big. It also seems like it's too hideous.
I couldn't quite get on board with this. It's definitely interesting, and I like the color. I think it's the circle cut out chest thing that is throwing me off. My aunt said it looked like she spilled mustard on herself.
The red's. Meh.
You know those slut-tastic sweater dresses you can get at Wet Seal or Charlotte Russe that are super tight and have shoulder cut-outs and weird sleeves? Maybe you don't because you don't shop at trashy teen stores like me. Well the point is, I feel like this dress is basically one of those dresses. Except two sizes too big, full length, and throw in a weird belt.
This is pretty, but her boobs seem....squished.
Okay I couldn't tell if she really is short, or if it's just the unfortunate dress making her look like she's 3 feet tall. I checked, she's 5'2". Regardless, this was a bad idea. It's like top half - knight in shining armor, bottom half - princess.
Turquoise tree bark?
On TV, I thought this made her arms look fat. In pictures, it looks good. So I changed my mind, I like it.
My two favorites:
The end. L8er.
9 comments:
I thought Cate Blanchet's dress looked like she had gum balls glued all over it. Very odd.
Woo hoo!! I've been waiting - like - all day for this. Thank you.
I really don't get Cate's dress. I think it looks like spilled popcorn on the back. And maybe that's what it was since the whole thing is movie-themed, anyway.
Thank you for being prompt. My favorite sentence:
Every time I see them I'm like, "Oh how cute, Hugh Jackman brought his mom." Then I remember it's his wife. And I get mad.
Lol lol lol, spot on as usual.
I am still angry with:
1. James Franco standing there smug and high.
2. Kirk Douglas making everyone uncomfortable for 15 excruciating minutes.
3. Me eating my weight in sugar cookies at your house, thanks for doggy bagging up the rest for me.
LOL to the Hugh Jackman comment. And she looks like she's missing the fuzzy high heels that go with that tacky shawl.
I really did LOVE Cate Blanchett's dress, like loved. And the random girl with the red tank dress was actually super cute too. Sandra looked amazing!
Lol to Michelle's comment about Kirk Douglas.
Me
Hugh Jackman's wife looked like Santa dressed in black at first glance. Turquoise tree bark has got to be anorexic, whoa.
The True Grit girl was my favorite, and the gold foil/doily dress was a trainwreck.
Between Anne's "I'm up for anything!!!" attitude and Franco's stoner delivery I was ready for that debacle to end. Let alone Kirk Douglas trying to grope that crazy supporting actress woman!
I seriously love your awards show commentary. Love it. And I agree with Chris. The True Grit girl was my fave.
Still laughing about the Hugh Jackman comment!!
I'm glad you pointed out that the James Franco, Anne Hathaway combo didn't work. It was so akward watching them.
I agree that Hugh Jackman's wife looks old....its sad...I want them to work but every time I see them I' startled
Srsly have so much to say about these pics. So I will on your blog cuz I'm too lazy to write my own and someone needs to hear me rant. (Sorry)
First off, I'm surprised you didn't post Anne Hathways bright blue Tron: Legacy pleather dress. Sort of looking forward to that. And ugh, she fake laughs at her own jokes.
Nicole Madman (this was a spelling error from my predictive text. Keeping it.) Looks like she left her napkin on from dinner.
That girl with the spilled mustard on her dress looks like she's wearing a toilet seat.
Girl from true grit is adorable. 12 yr old me is jealous.
Michelle Williams is super dupes gorgeous.
Okay, I'm a freak.
P.S. Your blog is hilarious.
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