Let's kick things off with one I liked. I like this dress. I also love her facial expression, it's scary. I'm going to practice this in the mirror and then use it to my advantage, like to intimdate those pushy guys at the car wash that are always trying to get me to fill my windshield cracks.
The dress is fine, but now I understand why my mom is always telling me to stand up straight. And does that sleeve thing allow her to move her arm? I need answers.
Oh Caroline in the City, why are you at the Oscars? I feel like this is a maternity dress. I also feel like shawls are dated. These are my feelings.
That is one matching blazer if I have ever seen a matching blazer. I mean it's not horrible, but she was doing that Super Woman pose, ALL. NIGHT. Glenn enough with the pose, have a seat, relax, take a load off.
"I'm going to the Academy Awards! Bring me your most wrinkled black garbage bag! Pin it on me so it is very ill fitting!"
She looks very J.Lo-ish. But there is one thing I can't stand, and that is arm cut-outs. Put it on my gravestone - here lies Erica, she hated arm-cut outs.
Say what you will about Nancy O'Dell, she never seems to age. Or pick out good dresses. Or look non-orange.
When we first saw them Zach said "Stacy Keibler looks good." And that's when I realized I didn't know George Clooney's girlfriend's name, but Zach did. I'm not sure which one of us should be embarrassed.
Bury it, then bury the shovel.
Penelope Cruz, you never cease to bore me.
Arm cut-outs again! And lots of other issues. Like the issue of it being ugly, for example.
Alright I gotta go fight with Zach over the TV now, he's watching The Scorpian King. Really good taste in movies that one.
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Thank you thank your for your post!!! I didn't even look forward the Oscars this year I was just looking forward to your post. You made me laugh out Loud. As a side note we did have it on for a bit and my daughter says "hey mom isn't that Hollywood?" Me "yes, yes it is" Her "oh yeah we have been there" Then she goes back to playing.
I look forward to your dress critiques every year...
I got to talk to you guys for about .000007 seconds today! Thank you for coming to that extravaganza, and with Ivy!!!!
Anyway, I am agog that Zach knows Clooney's gf's name...I hate that rose jutting from her hip, no matter what her name is.
Who is that woman in the trash bag??
My life is complete! Thank you for making my day.
"Put in on my gravestone..." That was awesome. Love every second of this post.
enjoyable, as always!
Lol lol
When we first saw them Zach said "Stacy Keibler looks good." And that's when I realized I didn't know George Clooney's girlfriend's name, but Zach did. I'm not sure which one of us should be embarrassed.
Zach knows the oddest hollywood trivia....for a man. I love it!
I totally don't know you but I religiously stalk your blog because I think you are hilarious.
I'm so glad for your fashion review post. Don't ever let another awards show pass by without it!
I'm another who doesn't know you but thinks you're hilarious. He probably knew who Stacy Kiebler was because she was a wrestler, I think that's how most guys know of her anyway.
These posts are why I still read blogs. Hilarious.
Can we have the Oscars every week so I can enjoy your snarky posts about them? Please and thank you.
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