8.21.2007

Back to regular scheduled programming.

"Three posts in one day?! Erica is so cool." --You, the reader.

Tuesdays with Jihone

Erica: I ate a sandwich and got my hair done last night, what'd you do
Jihone: I made myself a casserole, I nearly died. Twice.
Erica: You made casserole?! How?
Jihone: I read a book about it
Erica: What was in it
Jihone: chicken, cream of celery, noodles, and cheese
Erica: wow.
Jihone: oh yeah and Oreos
Erica: Why didn't you bring me some
Jihone: Because you were busy getting your bowl cut

Jihone: What do you usually do on Saturdays anyway?
Erica: Shop.
Jihone: There’s no need for that, you have enough stuff
Erica: No I don't
Jihone: Just buy basketball shorts, they go with everything
Erica: Well they are comfortable
Jihone: You'll never need to buy clothes again…unless you need more basketball shorts

Jihone: So this lady was just talking to me about what I'm going to do after graduation, and I told her that I have no plans. Then out of nowhere she goes "This is why you don't have a girlfriend...you have no goals.” I was speechless.
Erica: It's probably true
Jihone: Since when has “goals" been a requirement?
Erica: forever
Jihone: lies!
Erica: You know so little
Jihone: But why would anyone want a girlfriend when you can just date strippers?
Erica: You're dieing alone.
Oh sad.
I'm sorry.
Jihone: No you're not.
Erica: If you bring me Rubios I am.
Jihone: Yeah but for Rubios you'd also give me your first born.

Erica: I just hit myself in the face
Jihone: What?
Erica: I was opening a bag of dividers and the plastic gave quicker than I thought, so my hand flew up and I hit myself in the face.
Jihone: By “dividers” do you mean Doritos

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Erica you are an updating fool today. And your fans are all the better for it!

I'll have to give the basketball shorts a try. And Oreos in my casserole, my kids would adore that. See, these posts are educational as well.

XO
C

Michelle said...

Jihone,
Please never stop conversing with Erica and making casseroles.

I have your room ready.

MeL said...

Lol to the doritos comment...something Philip would say to me. Waah, I like food more than anything else in this world.

Case said...

erica has your boss been given your blog info? Does he/she check it? If so.....do they have any openings?

Emily, Julia, and Annie said...

I think Jihone (which we at the Jones house pronounce Ji-hoan) is my long lost brother.

p.s. Caseofcot, if you quit Scrapbooks Etc, you are busted.

Anonymous said...

By that do you mean doritos, lol.

Milly

Kristal said...

Ok, I have to admit tuesday's w/o Jihone would be a bit sad...but that last line on this tuesday's post is my favorite ever!!!

each of the two said...

i think i lived with a "Jihone" for a while.

it was kinda great, I never needed cable.

and i learned how to never confuse trannies with strippers on looks alone.

The Fletchies said...

why do you get all the luck to have a hilarious co-worker? I never had anyone as amazing.

I love tuesdays with Jihone.

The Fletchies said...

I renounce my last comment. Jared Halbert was as entertaining, but with less swearing.