Jihone: I hate not living in proximity of my friends.
Erica: Yeah the days of riding your bike to your friends house are over, and it is sad.
Jihone: Or just showing up at your friend’s house unannounced and not having it be awkward.
Erica: So true.
Jihone: Now it’s like, “What do you want pervert?"
Erica: I bought a shirt from Nordstroms, but now I think it may have been a mistake
Jihone: Does it have a dinosaur on it? Because if it does, then you're safe
Erica: No.
Jihone: How risky of shirt did you buy? Does it have like boobie tassles on it or something?
Erica: I'm ready to move on to a different subject.
Jihone: You bought a shirt with boobie tassles. I win.
Jihone: My boss' niece is turning 13, and I suggested he get her a pellet gun.
Erica: No, she probably wants makeup, or a purse. Don't be an idiot
Jihone: What kind of street walking whore wears makeup at 13?
Erica: Well like lip gloss, a little eye shadow? I didn't say give her a full on whore face.
Jihone: What the hell.
Erica: 13 is 7th grade isn't it?
Jihone: I think so.
Erica: Girls didn't wear makeup in 7th grade?
Jihone: You might have...and that is why you are a lady of the night.
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LOL, "that is why you are a lady of the night." I also totally agree on showing up at your friends house and it now being awkard, lol. Jules and Maile were talking about "Tuesdays with Jihone" and Jules said, "I think they're real conversations." They are so entertaining that people are thinking they are made up!
Lol. I wore make up in 7th grade. And then my grandma asked me when I was going to start wearing make up. I was really pretty.
I wore sparkly purple eyeshadow when I was 13. That's why I am also a lady of the night.
C
i had a head-gear in 7th grade.
it complimented my jean jumper and sam & libby's.
*sigh*
lol I think I wore makeup too, and I'm sure it was very well done. I also wore my hair in a half pony tail bun, you know where you dont' pull it all the way through. No wonder I had so many boyfriends.
erica i love the jihone tradition...so when is he getting his blog set up?
And unfortunately these conversations are very real. Saved in my g-chat archives.
I definitely remember wearing a FULL FACE of concealer/foundation/whatever you want to call it. And keeping your Cover Girl compact in your back pocket.
p.s. My new saying will be "What do you want pervert?"
I didn't wear make up until I was fifteen, but I was a late bloomer, my mom had to buy me some and ask me to wear it. Pretty much saying I was ugly and I needed help.
I remember being really sad that I had a Maybelline (sp?) compact, which was square, so I couldn't be like all the cool girls that had their circle cover girl compacts in their back pockets.
I didn't wear a ton of make up in 7th grade, but I think the more embarrassing thing for me is that I still wear the same brand and amount of make up. Time for me to make over my life. Waah.
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