Jihone: I thought you told me that you were going to be an auror after you graduated what happened?
Erica: I became a squib, no magical powers anymore.
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Jihone: So in Vegas, one of the girls that came, I ended up alone with...and she started yelling at me for like an hour about how I can't just skateboard and swim all day....and that I should use my degree. I called her Hermoine Granger and ran away.
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Jihone: The more I realize my life isn't anything like Harry Potter's the more depressed I become.
Erica: I know, I try not to think about it
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Erica: What'd you do last night?
Jihone: Read Harry Potter. Because after college you get cooler. Write that down kids.
Erica: Aren't you done yet
Jihone: no...about 1/2 way through the 6th bok
Erica: jeez, you take forever
Jihone: sorry Mrs. Kenrick....oh wait you're not my reading teacher....eat shit.
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Erica: This is why you are Tom Riddle
Jihone: If I'm Tom then you're Bellatrix
Erica: I'll take Bellatrix
Jihone: Of course you will
Erica: Wait, I thought I was Hermione
Jihone: No, maybe while we were still in school...but now your overzealous achievements have become next to zero, so now you're Bellatrix. Or Mrs. Weasley. Your pick
Erica: well if I was Mrs. Weasly I could cook
Jihone: oh right.
Erica: I think we're both house elves
4 comments:
This is why I love you!
Angie's mom took a quiz online that told her that she was most like Ron, and she was so so sad. It made me laugh. I think that I would most want to be like Ginny, but in reality am most like Neville. Poor me, and funny you for having these conversations.
You+Jihone+Harry=pure gold.
More of these please.
Aunt Chris
Erica you are Hermoine, the end.
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