Jihone: I thought you told me that you were going to be an auror after you graduated what happened?
Erica: I became a squib, no magical powers anymore.
Jihone: So in Vegas, one of the girls that came, I ended up alone with...and she started yelling at me for like an hour about how I can't just skateboard and swim all day....and that i should use my degree. I called her Hermoine Granger and ran away.
Jihone: The more i realize my life isn't anything like Harry Potter's the more depressed I become.
Erica: I know, I try not to think about it
Jihone: read harry potter
because after college you get cooler.
write that down kids.
9:31 AM me: lol
are you done yet
Jihone: no...about 1/2 way through the 6th bok
me: jeez
you take forever
9:32 AM Jihone: sorry Mrs. Kenrick....oh wait you're not my reading teacher....eat shit.
me: this is why you are Tom Riddle
Jihone: if i'm tom then you're bellatrix
me: or when people start their story with "This is the funniest story you've ever hears..."
heard*
3:23 PM doubtful, unfunny person.
lol, i'll take bellatrix
Jihone: of course you will
me: i thought i was hermione
3:24 PM Jihone: no, maybe while we were still in school...but now your overzealous achievements have become next to 0, so now you're bellatrix
or mrs. weasley
your pick
3:27 PM me: well if I was mrs. weasly i could cook
Jihone: oh right.
me: but i think we're both house elves
Erica: I became a squib, no magical powers anymore.
Jihone: So in Vegas, one of the girls that came, I ended up alone with...and she started yelling at me for like an hour about how I can't just skateboard and swim all day....and that i should use my degree. I called her Hermoine Granger and ran away.
Jihone: The more i realize my life isn't anything like Harry Potter's the more depressed I become.
Erica: I know, I try not to think about it
Jihone: read harry potter
because after college you get cooler.
write that down kids.
9:31 AM me: lol
are you done yet
Jihone: no...about 1/2 way through the 6th bok
me: jeez
you take forever
9:32 AM Jihone: sorry Mrs. Kenrick....oh wait you're not my reading teacher....eat shit.
me: this is why you are Tom Riddle
Jihone: if i'm tom then you're bellatrix
me: or when people start their story with "This is the funniest story you've ever hears..."
heard*
3:23 PM doubtful, unfunny person.
lol, i'll take bellatrix
Jihone: of course you will
me: i thought i was hermione
3:24 PM Jihone: no, maybe while we were still in school...but now your overzealous achievements have become next to 0, so now you're bellatrix
or mrs. weasley
your pick
3:27 PM me: well if I was mrs. weasly i could cook
Jihone: oh right.
me: but i think we're both house elves
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