Jihone: So what’d you do last night
Erica: Zach made me watch 300, it was okay.
Jihone: That movie is like the greatest movie ever, how can you just say it's ok
Erica: eh, a lot of yelling
Erica: Zach made me watch 300, it was okay.
Jihone: That movie is like the greatest movie ever, how can you just say it's ok
Erica: eh, a lot of yelling
Jihone: That movie gets you pumped though. I think when we saw it Hargis ran outside and kicked over a trashcan
Erica: Get’s you pumped for what, to go fight Persians?
Jihone: After I saw that movie I was like "Man...I wish I had a bottomless well so I could kick bitches into it"
Erica: What would you yell whilst kicking? You can't say “This is Sparta!”
Jihone: Honestly, if I had given it that much thought I'd be digging a hole in my backyard right now
Erica: I lost all my itunes
Jihone: huh?
Erica: I lost all my music!
Erica: Get’s you pumped for what, to go fight Persians?
Jihone: After I saw that movie I was like "Man...I wish I had a bottomless well so I could kick bitches into it"
Erica: What would you yell whilst kicking? You can't say “This is Sparta!”
Jihone: Honestly, if I had given it that much thought I'd be digging a hole in my backyard right now
Erica: I lost all my itunes
Jihone: huh?
Erica: I lost all my music!
Jihone: how? Did you try to feed your computer soup again?
Jihone: So when I was hanging out with the alcoholic dancer, we were thinking of things that were obnoxious. And the best one I came up with was chanting "U-S-A" at inappropriate times. Which is like...by far the funniest thing ever.
Erica: lol so true, like just randomly start it
Jihone: Yes...like at restaurants
Erica: We've also found if you can get a big group to chant someone's name they'll do just about anything. You can't say no to a chanting crowd
Jihone: That’s how we usually get people to take shots they don't want to take
Erica: "Eat the roach! MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE"
Jihone: "Divorce your wife! JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!"
Jihone: Well I gotta go, now I get to put a windshield wiper on my boss' car. Jealous?
Jihone: So when I was hanging out with the alcoholic dancer, we were thinking of things that were obnoxious. And the best one I came up with was chanting "U-S-A" at inappropriate times. Which is like...by far the funniest thing ever.
Erica: lol so true, like just randomly start it
Jihone: Yes...like at restaurants
Erica: We've also found if you can get a big group to chant someone's name they'll do just about anything. You can't say no to a chanting crowd
Jihone: That’s how we usually get people to take shots they don't want to take
Erica: "Eat the roach! MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE"
Jihone: "Divorce your wife! JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!"
Jihone: Well I gotta go, now I get to put a windshield wiper on my boss' car. Jealous?
Erica: We are professionals
Jihone: College was the worst idea ever
Erica: Amen.
Jihone: College was the worst idea ever
Erica: Amen.
13 comments:
divorce your wife. college was the worst idea ever. why can't everyday be a day with jihone? i'm jealous of your job.
Seriously, if Jihone, us, and you all made a blog together it WOULD BE AMAZING. And the most f-ing hilarious blog on the planet.
the chanting totally reminded me of zach...he always falls for that.
I wonder if Tim would agree to polygamy?
Jihone, you couldn't bring home the drunken dancer.
anyone ever notice that you can only chant names and words that have one or two sylables. it doesnt work with more than that.
(incidentaly that's how i found out "Erica" doesn't work, blame your mother.)
"Honestly if I had given it that much thought I would be digging a hole in my backyard right now." Lol This conversations are brilliant, and I do miss my conversations with Jihone.
Lol to people doing anything if there name is chanted. It too reminded me of Zach.
eachofthetwo, I disagree...you just chant each syllable slowly and loudly "ER-I-CA!" "ER-I-CA!" See, it works.
Michelle, ALL men would agree to polygamy if there were no repercussions. Sometimes I don't think it's such a bad idea either. Have someone else do the dishes? Someone else take care of the kids? Paradise.
ok chris, i admit my wrong.
i guess you can chant more than 2 sylables (i went outside my office and tested it)
Chris, no, I meant polygamy for me, so I can marry Jihone.
LOL, that has his advantages too.
:D :D
Announcement: Tuesday with Jihone will not continue if my mom keeps making creepy advancements.
LOL, I will leave Jihone alone.
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