Here are some of my favorite Malia quotes from our conversation:
- "If I ever say Brad and I are 'trying' just kick me in the uterus."
- M: "I can tell when I've been laughing too much because I get phlegm in my throat and I have to cough it up."
E:"Gross." - "The only thing Brad has said to me [in regards to making a good first impression] is 'Are you going to put on mascara?' "
Here is why Malia is a good phone partner:
- She doesn't care if she can hear me obnoxiously munching on chips and salsa
- She laughs at my jokes
- She tells good stories
- She doesn't care if I pee while we're talking
- She validates my most obscure theories and my not-so admirable opinions
3 comments:
That really is the mark of a true friend: when you can pee while talking to them on the phone and they completely accept it as normal behavior. Yup.
i love peeing whilst on the phone, really weeds out the herd you know?
that's true friendship.
Lol. Erica this post made me laugh and made my day. Like you said last night, we have an unhealthy healthy 'relationship', lol. I've been listening to you chomp on popcorn and really anything that sounds obnoxious for years now, I really don't know what I would do without it. Thanks for the much needed laughs last night, and here's another piece of sound advice that I appreciated from last night.
"you don't have to like everyone, as long as you're nice..."
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