Jihone: have you ever gone swimming in the middle of winter
me: no I'm not an idiot
Jihone: at some point I always end up doing it, it's horrible
me: should I even ask why
Jihone: well usually its while hottubbing, then someone will be like "5 dollars if you jump into the pool"
*splash
*scream
me: lol
Jihone: screaming is even more hilarious now because i'm like a pseudo adult
me: so did you find some food last night
Jihone: yeah I convinced travis to take me to ihop
me: he caved huh?
Jihone: yeah I screamed into the phone at a high pitch until he came over
Jihone: why are people friends with me.
Jihone: I'm baking another pizza
me: did the last one even work out?
Jihone: no it was cold in the middle, but the crust was like burnt
me: BLEH
Jihone: how do you cook the center of the pizza w/o over cooking the rest of it
me: impossible. those pizzas require you defy the laws of physics
Jihone: the totinos ones are usually easier
me: I like the pizza rolls
Jihone: I have never met someone who doesn't, it should be like the food of this nation
me: remember pizza bagels, those were big for awhile. At least in my life
Jihone: you're the only person i know who's life was significantly affected by pizza bagels
3 comments:
Pizza Bagels were a staple at Bellview Circle.
I haven't had pizza rolls in a coon's age. I remember eating them at someone's slumber party when I was about 12, and thinking they were so LUCKY because their mom bought them awesome processed food and stuff.
i've never had a pizza bagel or totinos or pizza rolls.
my parents are amish
or communist or something.
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