Erica: I was watching this real estate show with all these houses from around the country, and AZ definitely has the ugliest
Jihone: I don't think so
Erica: There are a lot of cooler affordable houses elsewhere, that are like historical
Jihone: Yeah but historical houses have more problems. Like rats. And ghosts.
Erica: Would you rather find one rat, or a nest of several scorpions
Jjihone: nest of scorpions
Erica: I think it would depend on the size of the rat, like if it looked more like a mouse I'd take the rat
Jihone: no. not like Stuart Little.
Erica: oh.
Jihone: like...Templeton.
Erica: well then does the rat sing
jihone: No. He just bites and spreads disease
Erica: How many scorpions are in the nest?
Jihone: I don't care if it’s like one of those caves that Indiana Jones goes in
Erica: really?!
jihone: yeah, because scorpions are just kind of there. Rats mean you're a filthy degenerate. And rats poop. And smell.
Erica: yeah I guess you're right, but either way I'd have to move out I think
Jihone: The only pest I think I could tolerate would be a raccoon who dug through my trash. Because I think that’s funny.
Erica: Raccoons are always funny. They have little hands.
Jihone: and masks.
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I think if I had a racoon digging through my trash I would make him my pet. They are soooo cute. And I would take the rat over the nest of scorps anyday.
Jihone, master of logic.
yeah, never will I allow rats in my kitchen!
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