Now that I've been married 3 weeks, I'll tell you what I've learned about husbands, as a species:
- Husbands create a lot of laundry.
- Husbands eat a lot of food.
- Husbands think that you are a bad sleeper and that you take up most the bed, and they like to complain about that; but really they're the ones taking up all the mattress space and if they would just do the math on who is bigger, length and width, they might realize their theory is impossible and that you're the one with no room and having to sleep on a slope because the soft mattress bends towards THEM, THE BIGGER AND HEAVIER OCCUPANT.
- Husbands are very sweet when they have a turkey sandwich and chips and salsa waiting for you when you get home from work.
- Husbands will pretend your cooking is good.
- Husbands will do most of the moving for you and then they'll organize all your shoes on your shoe rack and this will make you very happy.
- A husband is fun to have around.
6.02.2008
Old Married Woman
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The laundry, food, and bed hogging will never change, sorry. I hope the rest doesn't either. :)
My husband never pretends my cooking is good.
You must have a good egg.
Your blog is where I always go for comic relief, love you for that!
See you at the reception!
oh yes. Definitely the laundry, food and bed hog. What a cute husband you have, there. :)
This photo is just gorgeous!
I have only just begun reading your blog. In my opinion, there are the blogs that I like to visit, but don't read-like those really long boring novels with the photo section, and there is blogs that I love and I actually read every word. You blog is in the second category, at the very TOP!! Awesome work!! I love your blog and your personality :)
I think you have learned all you will need to know!
word.
I'm with you on the bed part, and we have a king! Craig is quite the bed hog!
sweet zach trying to please the organizing queen with the shoe rack and having food ready when you get home.
maybe I should marry someone the same size as me....nah!
I'll get a sleep number bed
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