August 29, 2008
Erica: I like pregnant girls, they're so cute
Jihone: ...
Erica: They've got a little Loves in their belly!
Jihone: No. They have a bloody fetus in their belly, and that is awkward.
Erica: Well it's a pretty necessary process, you know for the continuation of the human race.
Jihone: Yes because we all know that there is a huge population deficit. People simply aren't having enough babies.
Erica: Oh you're right, no one should get pregnant ever again
Jihone: Well I think there should be some kind of qualification/application process
Erica: lol you need to go live in China, where they really do have those policies
Jihone: and you see? the result? Olympic domination.
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October 14, 2008
Erica: So I've made a genius modification to my Chipotle order
Jihone: 4 meats?
Erica: lol no, I thought you were going to get that
Jihone: We were just talking about the mythical 4 meat burrito, and how you would need two tortillas, and how you would get the meat-sweats after.
Erica: lol
Jihone: So, you would have to spend an extra 4.50 to get the 3 additional meats
Erica: Probably
Jihone: I wonder if it would even be good
Erica: I think the meat flavors would fight with each other
Jihone: But you would be eating 3 different animals at once though
Erica: Which is pretty impressive
Jihone: We shall call it "The Noah's Ark"
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June 17, 2008
Jihone: Going to Payson this weekend
Erica: why
Jihone: fishing
Erica: Since when do you fish
Jihone: Since this weekend. I'm going to catch one of those bastards.
5 comments:
I've missed these! Meat sweats, haha.
Yeah!! I've been wondering when we were going to hear from Jihone again! :)
Thanks Erica, you made my day!
Ahhh feels good to have a little Jihone back. I think I had a case of the meat sweats last night after eating a hamburger. Not pretty.
Olympic domination, LOL.
Oh man. These are hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle. And yes, I love the Olympic domination. Clever.
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