- “In junior high you’re ONLY allowed to write in CURSIVE with INK.” (LIES. Caused me sleepless nights.)
- Thanks to the program G.R.E.A.T. (anyone?) I thought when I reached high school I was going to be asked to join a gang all. the. time. I pictured myself gallantly turning down the daily gang-joining and drug offers from my peers.
- I thought 90% of my Halloween candy was going to be poisoned or filled with razor blades.
- George Washington and the cherry tree. (Guess what? George Washington CAN tell a lie and so can TEACHERS.)
And here are some pictures of us when our young, innocent minds were deceived.
And yes, Zach's shorts are amazing.
8 comments:
...as are your sunglasses hair clip :)
You and Zachy have no changed one iota.
Teachers sit on a throne of lies, Caca.
Zach's shorts rock and you are complete love.
To be fair, I could argue that I was taught more bull shi* in church than school.
I must admit that I may have used the young, believable minds to my advantage at times.
Hey, at what other age would a person believe that if you don't clean up your desk, leprechauns will steal your stuff?
I hope none of them had nightmares about leprechauns.
You two were adorable kids. And I totally agree- we were taught lots of lies in elementary. Although Justin's mom probably told him more lies than his teachers
"Babies come out of mommies belly buttons."
"I learned how to make beds when I was in the army" (False. His mother was never in the army.)
"Swallowing watermelon seeds will cause a watermelon plant to grow in your belly. Or a baby."
Crap, I missed all the polotic talk. Jhone - Olympic Domination thought - briliant!
I remember you wearing that cute red outfit - that hair-do is how you got your first job "Dan and Er and HAIR"
ESPRIT + G.R.E.A.T = traumatic childhood flashbacks.
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
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