Jihone: You wanna see my new place next year
Erica: You’re moving? Are you getting roommates?
Jihone: Yeah I'll have a roommate
Erica: Who are you moving in with?
Jihone: My friend Bryan
Erica: Bryan the cat
Jihone: lol, no
Erica: Dang it
Jihone: Bryan the person
Erica: Fair enough
Jihone: But cats are allowed in the building
Erica: Good, get one. I've been asking you to get one for years
Jihone: I've had one for years
Erica: No your cat died.
Jihone: Not that long ago.
Erica: Like a year ago! Don't question my cat math. I know when someone does, or does not have a cat.
Jihone: You're a sick individual.
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(this chat is soon after I introduced Jihone to several Mormon-operated recipe blogs)
Jihone: What is this cannery place all the food blogs talk about?
Erica: The cannery is a church thing. You know all that food storage everyone has? Well it's from the cannery.
Jihone: What is it exactly
Erica: It's like a factory I guess I don't know, I've never been there
Jihone: You're giving me the round-about! I want answers!
Erica: I don't know! All I know is it's where food storage is canned.
Jihone: There is some kind of secret Mormon canned-food, Wonka-type factory and I want to know!
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Erica: you're not going to have kids?
Jihone: are you serious. have you met me
Erica: lol, really?
Jihone: with my luck my kid will have hooves or something and I'll have to throw it into the ocean
Erica: yes because that's what you do
Jihone: yes. or worse yet. It'll be a girl
Jihone: who'll grow up to be a stripper
Erica: it will be punishment for all the strip clubs you go to
Jihone: quiet you.
Erica: well what if your wife wants kids
Jihone: who the hell is going to marry me
Erica: so you'll die alone with your cat
Jihone: well, hopefully by then I'll have a butler
9 comments:
Ah, the Jihone transcripts.... how I've missed them.
lol lol lol
"There is some kind of secret Mormon canned-food, Wonka-type factory"
love it
dying laughing.
your blog is so entertaining.
ahhhh I've missed Jihone.
My kids don't have hooves but I still want to throw them in the ocean. :)
Lol. I really really really miss Jihone.
Along witht he secret Mormon canned-food Wonka-factory, we also want to know about the bouncers at the Temples - and maybe you should clarify for us the golden plates, aren't really plates; you know, like dinner plates, but instead tablets....or something like that. This really threw Devon off. Oh and also, let us know why every Mormon church has such nice grass. I'm seriously envious. It's always green as all get-out, while mine is poopie.
they're back!! Always makes me laugh so hard!
Oh how I miss Jihone...Just let to let you know I think that is exactly how my conversation would go with Dan if I tried to explain to him about the mormom cannery. LOL!
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