"A new religion characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea."
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Sign me up.
I can drink Diet Coke, swear and not pay 10% tithing?
You would.
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