First of all, did everyone call each other before hand - junior high style - and decide to wear navy?
All the cool girls in junior high would plan to wear pajama pants to school on the same day. I did not participate because one, my mom wouldn't let me wear pajama pants to school. Two, I wasn't cool.
50% gladiator, 50% ill fitting black satin, 100% unfortunate.
So, the designs on her dress are the same as the Saved By the Bell opening credits graphics.
These two maybe could afford to dial it back a bit.
Favorite character on Glee, and I love this dress.
This is pretty, but I also kind of feel like it's from Charlotte Russe.
Maybe she could have done her hair? And maybe her boob cones are going to poke my eye out. Zach thought she looked fantastic. Interpret that how you will.
Oops Felicity, the Emmys are actually not being broadcasted from the beach.
Purple. Cleavagey. Feathery. I like it.
Sometimes I think Maria Menounos forgets she's not actually a star but works for Access Hollywood as an interviewer of the stars. I bet the producers are constantly having to be like, "Where is Maria we need her to interview Tom Hanks! Ugh. She's over there posing for photographers again. Maria get over here!"
Also that cut out is stupid.
Oh hello, nemesis.
I think they're really cute so I was really sad that they look like they're going to prom and not in a cute way. His bow time matches her dress. I rest my case.
Whoops you have a napkin attached to your dress!
Whoops your dress is ugly!
I just started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and it is a great show. This is also a great dress.
Okay that's all. As a reminder - Jon Hamm is my boyfriend, not sure who this whore is. Bye.
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YES to all comments. Why is Kate (rhymes with hate) even there????
That Padma chick from Top Chef looks like a man.
January Jones always looks like crap.
I'll have to look at pics of the other Glee cast members, they were thinking of all wearing sweats like Sue. lolol Glad they didn't.
Jon Hammmmmmm. Yummmmm.
Thank you thank you for the recap of last night. They need to pay to be on one of those shows, you are way funnier then any acess hollywooder. Saved by the bell, I was rolling!!!
lol lol lol
--momma
ha, ha so funny!
I will never get sick of your award show commentary. Never!
So hilarious as always. Saved by the Bell graphics- you kill me.
I'm normally a silent reader (is that creepy, sorry) but, I've been waiting for your commentary even though I didn't even watch the Emmys...you're hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!
Better than Christmas. Cleavagey is my new favorite word, although it will never be used on me. Never stop doing red carpet commentary.
I love your comments on any award show red carpet events. Diddo to everything you said!
So funny! I have come back and read it three different times now, "Interpret that how you will" lol
Laughing so hard. Totally missed the emmys, but after that complete coverage of everything important - who needs it?
Ohhhhhh am I so glad I stumbled on your blog this morning. Thank you for the good laughs
So funny! LOL to the saved by the bell dress.
Jim's wife (don't know her name) looks like her dress just barfed on her. What is that?
Also, please tell me what season you are on of Curb? I heart Larry David.
You are hilarious!!
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