Remember him?

Jihone is in law school now in Minnesota and is too busy shoveling snow and studying (translation: getting drunk) to chat with me very much. But I decided it's been too long since a Jihone post so I scrounged up some excerpts from a few of our recent gmail chats:




Jihone: You wanna see my new place next year
Erica: You’re moving? Are you getting roommates?
Jihone: Yeah I'll have a roommate
Erica: Who are you moving in with?
Jihone: My friend Bryan
Erica: Bryan the cat
Jihone: lol, no
Erica: Dang it
Jihone: Bryan the person
Erica: Fair enough
Jihone: But cats are allowed in the building
Erica: Good, get one. I've been asking you to get one for years
Jihone: I've had one for years
Erica: No your cat died.
Jihone: Not that long ago.
Erica: Like a year ago! Don't question my cat math. I know when someone does, or does not have a cat.
Jihone: You're a sick individual.
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(this chat is soon after I introduced Jihone to several Mormon-operated recipe blogs)

Jihone: What is this cannery place all the food blogs talk about?
Erica: The cannery is a church thing. You know all that food storage everyone has? Well it's from the cannery.
Jihone: What is it exactly
Erica: It's like a factory I guess I don't know, I've never been there
Jihone: You're giving me the round-about! I want answers!
Erica: I don't know! All I know is it's where food storage is canned.
Jihone: There is some kind of secret Mormon canned-food, Wonka-type factory and I want to know!
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Erica: you're not going to have kids?
Jihone: are you serious. have you met me
Erica: lol, really?
Jihone: with my luck my kid will have hooves or something and I'll have to throw it into the ocean
Erica: yes because that's what you do
Jihone: yes. or worse yet. It'll be a girl
Jihone: who'll grow up to be a stripper
Erica: it will be punishment for all the strip clubs you go to
Jihone: quiet you.
Erica: well what if your wife wants kids
Jihone: who the hell is going to marry me
Erica: so you'll die alone with your cat
Jihone: well, hopefully by then I'll have a butler

Tuesdays with Jihone

Jihone on... dating Jihone: So on Saturday Tom and Jake had some people over from their work, and I met this girl Erica: uh oh Jihone: and then I found out she had a kid, so I kinda stopped talking to her Erica: maybe "Are you a mom?" should be one of your first questions Jihone: but she kept talking to me. So I had to sneak out at like 10pm, I got home at like 1030. And I was like "What the hell do I do now" Erica: Which should always be answered with "See if Erica wants to go to Cafe Rio" Jihone on... tact Jihone: Lisa got really mad at me last night because I called her friend a clownface Erica: Did she have a clownface? Jihone: Yes. If she didn't that'd just be cruel.

Jihone on... saturday outings Erica: I bought a picnic basket and we're going up to the rim for a picnic tomorrow! I’m excited. Jihone: … Erica: It’s so cute. Jihone: So pretty much you're going to eat an Arby's roast beef sandwich in the woods.

Jihone on... holidays Erica: So what are you getting your mom for Mother's Day? Jihone: Who knows. It’s like 6 weeks away. Erica: It's on Sunday Jihone: oh.

Jihone on... nature Erica: I'm gonna send you the shark video (I send him the link, and a few minutes pass) Jihone: MOTHER OF GOD Jihone: That shark just jumped out of the water and ate a seal Erica: Terrifying right? Jihone: Holy shit. Jihone: So did they know that sharks did that? F***ing flying sharks now. That's great. Erica: I know! Doesn't it blow your mind Jihone: So did they know that sharks did this?

He's back...

Recently, we were discussing elementary school

Erica: Remember how outside PE was like the worst thing ever in August, I wanted to kill myself. Jihone: I liked PE. I was also the kid who could climb to the top of the rope Erica: I could too, most everyone could Jihone: Actually nobody could in my class Erica: Jeez did you go to class with quadriplegics Jihone: yes. Erica: Our PE teacher was Mrs. Striker, how perfect is that Jihone: We had some ex navy guy. His name was like "Sgt. Womanstabber" or something extraordinarily manly. I admired him.

Back in April, when Jihone was in Tokyo for some karate-fighting tournament-competition-thing, I dont' know. Jihone: I forgot to bring the cord that connects my camera to my computer Erica: Of course. Just buy one. Japan probably invented those Jihone: I'll see if anyone else has one Erica: So are the other guys cool Jihone: Well all I've met are two of the girls, who are fighting Erica: Girls are there? lol Jihone: And they're both like 6'4 and angry and ugly Erica: well what did you expect. So did you hit on the pretty trainer yet Jihone: No, I haven't seen her....and I'm not going to hit on her. I'm going to ask her to marry me. I am a gentleman. Back in May, when Jihone finally graduated from ASU Jihone: So what are you getting me for graduation? Something cool I hope Erica: Rollerblades? Jihone: I think someone’s already getting me those. Maybe you should get me a BB gun Erica: Ok. Or a butterfly knife? Jihone: No. I'll be fingerless Erica: Okay, how about I just make you a burrito. Jihone: That’s kinda scary Erica: Yes it is Jihone: Something tells me it'd be like chopped up hot dog pieces and popcorn with spaghetti sauce. Half eaten. Erica: That is sick Jihone: Then why did you eat half of it

Back to regular scheduled programming.

"Three posts in one day?! Erica is so cool." --You, the reader.

Erica: I ate a sandwich and got my hair done last night, what'd you do
Jihone: I made myself a casserole, I nearly died. Twice.
Erica: You made casserole?! How?
Jihone: I read a book about it
Erica: What was in it
Jihone: chicken, cream of celery, noodles, and cheese
Erica: wow.
Jihone: oh yeah and Oreos
Erica: Why didn't you bring me some
Jihone: Because you were busy getting your bowl cut

Jihone: What do you usually do on Saturdays anyway?
Erica: Shop.
Jihone: There’s no need for that, you have enough stuff
Erica: No I don't
Jihone: Just buy basketball shorts, they go with everything
Erica: Well they are comfortable
Jihone: You'll never need to buy clothes again…unless you need more basketball shorts

Jihone: So this lady was just talking to me about what I'm going to do after graduation, and I told her that I have no plans. Then out of nowhere she goes "This is why you don't have a girlfriend...you have no goals.” I was speechless.
Erica: It's probably true
Jihone: Since when has “goals" been a requirement?
Erica: forever
Jihone: lies!
Erica: You know so little
Jihone: But why would anyone want a girlfriend when you can just date strippers?
Erica: You're dieing alone.
Oh sad.
I'm sorry.
Jihone: No you're not.
Erica: If you bring me Rubios I am.
Jihone: Yeah but for Rubios you'd also give me your first born.

Erica: I just hit myself in the face
Jihone: What?
Erica: I was opening a bag of dividers and the plastic gave quicker than I thought, so my hand flew up and I hit myself in the face.

Jihone: By “dividers” do you mean Doritos

Enough politics.

(and Jihone is definitely not politically correct, therefore the perfect antidote)



August 29, 2008
Erica: I like pregnant girls, they're so cute
Jihone: ...
Erica: They've got a little Loves in their belly!
Jihone: No. They have a bloody fetus in their belly, and that is awkward.
Erica: Well it's a pretty necessary process, you know for the continuation of the human race.
Jihone: Yes because we all know that there is a huge population deficit. People simply aren't having enough babies.
Erica: Oh you're right, no one should get pregnant ever again
Jihone: Well I think there should be some kind of qualification/application process
Erica: lol you need to go live in China, where they really do have those policies
Jihone: and you see? the result? Olympic domination.
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October 14, 2008
Erica: So I've made a genius modification to my Chipotle order
Jihone: 4 meats?
Erica: lol no, I thought you were going to get that
Jihone: We were just talking about the mythical 4 meat burrito, and how you would need two tortillas, and how you would get the meat-sweats after.
Erica: lol
Jihone: So, you would have to spend an extra 4.50 to get the 3 additional meats
Erica: Probably
Jihone: I wonder if it would even be good
Erica: I think the meat flavors would fight with each other
Jihone: But you would be eating 3 different animals at once though
Erica: Which is pretty impressive
Jihone: We shall call it "The Noah's Ark"
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June 17, 2008
Jihone: Going to Payson this weekend
Erica: why
Jihone: fishing
Erica: Since when do you fish
Jihone: Since this weekend. I'm going to catch one of those bastards.

Tuesdays with Jihone, re-invented

transcripts, originally uploaded by erigutt.

Back by popular demand: Tuesdays with Jihone. We have a new title now so I don't have to do it on Tuesdays if I don't want to. Because I'm a free spirit.
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Jihone: So Golden Compass on friday?
Erica: Let's do it
Jihone: sweet.
Erica: Maybe there will be protestors, which is a plus
Jihone: If you find yourself protesting a movie, I think at that point you really need to do an evaluation of your life
Erica: agreed
Jihone: Like they could make a movie about clowns raping whales and I wouldn't care
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Jihone: You know I'm growing tired of this grandma themed fashion trend in women's clothing, it's starting to bother me
Erica: What do you think is grandma stuff, like the leggings and baggy dresses?
Jihone: Yeah and the huge bags and the obnoxiously decorated flat shoes
Erica: I like all that stuff
Jihone: Figures.
Erica: One, it's comfortable, and two, it's better than the slutty stuff that was in a couple years ago.
Jihone: No that was like the pinnacle of greatness
Erica: lol
Jihone: The whole "see through ruffle mini skirt" era was phenomenal
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Erica: So you don't think any of the Disney princesses are hot?
Jihone: They're cartoons you pervert
Erica: Well you're the first I've met then, and I don't believe you
Jihone: Well maybe we can rank them; Snow White's out...because pale chicks suck, Sleeping Beauty seems like she'd be addicted to valium in real life, so she's out
Erica: lol
Jihone: Princess Jasmine is a terrorist, Mermaid has father issues
Erica: You're supposed to only take into consideration their looks
Jihone: oh.

TWJ

Erica: I hate back rubs
Jihone: Giving or receiving
Erica: both!
Jihone: I think its creepy, so I avoid it
Erica: me too, people seem to try to use it like in flirting form
Jihone: no, that’s just sick.
Erica: I know, and it hurts
Jihone: People should just flirt the old fashioned way...by doing impressive things
Erica: Like what?
Jihone: Like throwing drinks at javelinas from a moving car
Erica: Yes that is the way to a woman's heart
Jihone: Hey if a girl did that she'd have my vote
Erica: Well I'll take it over a backrub
Jihone: These are the things we agree upon.
Erica: Yes. So, drinks thrown at javelinas > backrubs
Jihone: We were hanging out once, and this guy asked this girl if she wanted a foot rub. Immediately I vomited onto myself.
Erica: No no to foot rubs. So, javelina tricks > backrubs > foot rubs
Jihone: What’s worse than foot rubs, hmm....
Erica: Are we still staying in the flirting vein?
Jihone: sure
Erica: okay, serenading. Singing a song for someone
Jihone: Yes. That is pretty horrid…but worse than feet?
Erica: I would rather have someone rub my feet than sing to me
Jihone: But what if they're good at singing? A foot rub is gross even if they’re like a pro
Erica: But it doesn't embarrass me as much
Jihone: Yeah. True. And you gotta assume you don’t like the person. Because if you liked them...then it really doesn't matter what they do, as long as they don’t like take a dump on your couch

TWJ

Jihone: have you ever gone swimming in the middle of winter
me: no I'm not an idiot
Jihone: at some point I always end up doing it, it's horrible
me: should I even ask why
Jihone: well usually its while hottubbing, then someone will be like "5 dollars if you jump into the pool"
*splash
*scream
me: lol
Jihone: screaming is even more hilarious now because i'm like a pseudo adult

me: so did you find some food last night
Jihone: yeah I convinced travis to take me to ihop
me: he caved huh?
Jihone: yeah I screamed into the phone at a high pitch until he came over
Jihone: why are people friends with me.

Jihone: I'm baking another pizza
me: did the last one even work out?
Jihone: no it was cold in the middle, but the crust was like burnt
me: BLEH
Jihone: how do you cook the center of the pizza w/o over cooking the rest of it
me: impossible. those pizzas require you defy the laws of physics
Jihone: the totinos ones are usually easier
me: I like the pizza rolls
Jihone: I have never met someone who doesn't, it should be like the food of this nation
me: remember pizza bagels, those were big for awhile. At least in my life
Jihone: you're the only person i know who's life was significantly affected by pizza bagels

Drawings!

Per a couple of requests, here are some more of the drawings that Jihone and I created when we should have been filing.

This one Jihone sent to me while we were instant messaging from our separate cubicles. Although it is a crude representation, it illustrates quite effectively the reaction of our coworkers when Jihone delivered their mail at 4:56pm.


Here's one by me, I call it "Icecream sandwich dreams easily distract Jihone."


Jihone drew this one of us on a cruise ship. Going on a cruise was our obsession for awhile, even taking the time to look up rates.


I sent this to Jihone after he told me he was going to Mexico with his fraternity.


Another one of Jan, by Jihone.


"Erica copying invoices." by Jihone


This is an illustration, by me, of our final location at ORSPA. They moved us into the back room where all the tech guys worked and we shared a cubicle. When I wasn't there Jihone would tell all the tech guys that I wanted to go out with them.


And finally, another famous penguin picture by Jihone. This was my wall paper for several months.

TWJ: The Glorious Return

Jihone: So what’d you do last night
Erica: Zach made me watch 300, it was okay.
Jihone: That movie is like the greatest movie ever, how can you just say it's ok
Erica: eh, a lot of yelling

Jihone: That movie gets you pumped though. I think when we saw it Hargis ran outside and kicked over a trashcan
Erica: Get’s you pumped for what, to go fight Persians?
Jihone: After I saw that movie I was like "Man...I wish I had a bottomless well so I could kick bitches into it"
Erica: What would you yell whilst kicking? You can't say “This is Sparta!”
Jihone: Honestly, if I had given it that much thought I'd be digging a hole in my backyard right now

Erica: I lost all my itunes
Jihone: huh?
Erica: I lost all my music!

Jihone: how? Did you try to feed your computer soup again?

Jihone: So when I was hanging out with the alcoholic dancer, we were thinking of things that were obnoxious. And the best one I came up with was chanting "U-S-A" at inappropriate times. Which is like...by far the funniest thing ever.
Erica: lol so true, like just randomly start it
Jihone: Yes...like at restaurants
Erica: We've also found if you can get a big group to chant someone's name they'll do just about anything. You can't say no to a chanting crowd
Jihone: That’s how we usually get people to take shots they don't want to take
Erica: "Eat the roach! MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE"
Jihone: "Divorce your wife! JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!"

Jihone: Well I gotta go, now I get to put a windshield wiper on my boss' car. Jealous?

Erica: We are professionals
Jihone: College was the worst idea ever
Erica: Amen.

Time for...

Jihone: I hate not living in proximity of my friends.

Erica: Yeah the days of riding your bike to your friends house are over, and it is sad. Jihone: Or just showing up at your friend’s house unannounced and not having it be awkward. Erica: So true. Jihone: Now it’s like, “What do you want pervert?" Erica: I bought a shirt from Nordstroms, but now I think it may have been a mistake Jihone: Does it have a dinosaur on it? Because if it does, then you're safe Erica: No. Jihone: How risky of shirt did you buy? Does it have like boobie tassles on it or something? Erica: I'm ready to move on to a different subject. Jihone: You bought a shirt with boobie tassles. I win. Jihone: My boss' niece is turning 13, and I suggested he get her a pellet gun. Erica: No, she probably wants makeup, or a purse. Don't be an idiot Jihone: What kind of street walking whore wears makeup at 13? Erica: Well like lip gloss, a little eye shadow? I didn't say give her a full on whore face. Jihone: What the hell. Erica: 13 is 7th grade isn't it? Jihone: I think so. Erica: Girls didn't wear makeup in 7th grade? Jihone: You might have...and that is why you are a lady of the night.

And tonight, a special episode of TWJ

Jihone and I talk about Harry Potter a lot. These are all from different chats. So sorry to the non-Harry Potter fans. Actually I'm not sorry because you are fools for not being fans.



Jihone: I thought you told me that you were going to be an auror after you graduated what happened?
Erica: I became a squib, no magical powers anymore.
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Jihone: So in Vegas, one of the girls that came, I ended up alone with...and she started yelling at me for like an hour about how I can't just skateboard and swim all day....and that I should use my degree. I called her Hermoine Granger and ran away.
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Jihone: The more I realize my life isn't anything like Harry Potter's the more depressed I become.
Erica: I know, I try not to think about it
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Erica: What'd you do last night?
Jihone: Read Harry Potter. Because after college you get cooler. Write that down kids.
Erica: Aren't you done yet
Jihone: no...about 1/2 way through the 6th bok
Erica: jeez, you take forever
Jihone: sorry Mrs. Kenrick....oh wait you're not my reading teacher....eat shit.
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Erica: This is why you are Tom Riddle
Jihone: If I'm Tom then you're Bellatrix
Erica: I'll take Bellatrix
Jihone: Of course you will
Erica: Wait, I thought I was Hermione
Jihone: No, maybe while we were still in school...but now your overzealous achievements have become next to zero, so now you're Bellatrix. Or Mrs. Weasley. Your pick
Erica: well if I was Mrs. Weasly I could cook
Jihone: oh right.
Erica: I think we're both house elves

Like Tuesdays with Morrie, get it?!

Announcing a new weekly feature:

This week, a cinematic review.

Jihone: I saw Transformers last night Erica: and? Jihone: I think I liked it Erica: You think? I liked it a lot Jihone: well the robots looked cool but there wasn't enough robot ass-kicking in it and I didn't like how that girl went from not liking the kid at all, and then all of a sudden she was like “Oh do me.” Erica: If I saw a guy fighting transformers I'd take off my pants too Jihone: you'd take your pants off for tacos.

Erica: well, good ones Jihone: have you noticed in Michael Bay movies that everyone's always sweating, i.e. Transformers, Bad Boys 1 and 2 Erica: The Island, yeah what is that all about Jihone: lol I dont know Erica: and the women were all heavily done up in Transformers, like hooker make-up and 5 inch heels Jihone: I just didn't like how both of the hot girls in it were supposed to be in high school, it made me feel old and creepy

Erica: yeah, they were like women Jihone: when I was in high school girls still wore overalls.

Erica: lol amen Jihone: I was born too early

Jihone: I thought you told me that you were going to be an auror after you graduated what happened?
Erica: I became a squib, no magical powers anymore.

Jihone: So in Vegas, one of the girls that came, I ended up alone with...and she started yelling at me for like an hour about how I can't just skateboard and swim all day....and that i should use my degree. I called her Hermoine Granger and ran away.

Jihone: The more i realize my life isn't anything like Harry Potter's the more depressed I become.
Erica: I know, I try not to think about it

Jihone: read harry potter
because after college you get cooler.
write that down kids.
9:31 AM me: lol
are you done yet
Jihone: no...about 1/2 way through the 6th bok
me: jeez
you take forever
9:32 AM Jihone: sorry Mrs. Kenrick....oh wait you're not my reading teacher....eat shit.

me: this is why you are Tom Riddle
Jihone: if i'm tom then you're bellatrix
me: or when people start their story with "This is the funniest story you've ever hears..."
heard*
3:23 PM doubtful, unfunny person.
lol, i'll take bellatrix
Jihone: of course you will
me: i thought i was hermione
3:24 PM Jihone: no, maybe while we were still in school...but now your overzealous achievements have become next to 0, so now you're bellatrix
or mrs. weasley
your pick
3:27 PM me: well if I was mrs. weasly i could cook
Jihone: oh right.
me: but i think we're both house elves

TWJ

Jihone: So camping huh?
me: yes, and actually I'm going to try and have a good attitude
Jihone: you have no such ability
me: I can have a good attitude!
Jihone: You're going to drop your camera into a river and then go apeshit and probably pull a tree out by its roots
me: I handle my camera like a live butterfly, there will be no accidents
Jihone: yeah but you never know...cameras can get slippery...especially when they're covered in mayonnaise like yours
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Jihone: Just buy him a gun
me: I don't want to. Then I'll be the girl that buys guns
Jihone: but that's kind of funny. I want another one. But what would I do with two guns
me: what do you do with one?
Jihone: I don't know...I wanted to learn how to shoot. Just another skill to add I guess
me: Yes, to your many
Jihone: But I hate hunting, so it's a hand gun. Because guns are for killing people, not animals
me: lol
Jihone: Usually I just use it to get home faster by waving it around when there's traffic

Chat Highlights

I just discovered Gmail saves the instant messaging chats I have. Here are some entertaining Jihone quotes from various conversations that I found in the archive.

Jihone: Alright well I have to go learn about justice theory now.
Which means I will be watching Happy Gilmore on my ipod."

me: What were you looking for on Ebay?
Jihone: ponies.

me: As long as I've known you you're been sick seriously like 25 times, and I've been sick in that time period maybe twice.
Jihone: Germ tolerance increases when you only shower once a month like you do.

Jihone: How do you get bad grades if you don't drink? Seriously, I don't drink now, and now I'm a fucking genius.

Jihone: Why don't we breed minature polar bears? That way they'd be easier to handle.
...and they'd eat less.

Jihone: You owe me ice cream from the LAST basketball season AND Chuckbox.
me: I tried to buy you icecream!
Jihone: Don't you try to play your prostitute mind tricks on me.

me: People keep telling me that the copier needs an imaging unit WHICH I KNOW.
Jihone: Copy machines run on magic, you need wizards to fix them.
me: It's true.
Jihone: Students at hogwarts take "Copy Machines" during their 7th year.

Rat Chat

transcripts, originally uploaded by erigutt.

Erica: I was watching this real estate show with all these houses from around the country, and AZ definitely has the ugliest

Jihone: I don't think so

Erica: There are a lot of cooler affordable houses elsewhere, that are like historical

Jihone: Yeah but historical houses have more problems. Like rats. And ghosts.

Erica: Would you rather find one rat, or a nest of several scorpions

Jjihone: nest of scorpions

Erica: I think it would depend on the size of the rat, like if it looked more like a mouse I'd take the rat

Jihone: no. not like Stuart Little.

Erica: oh.

Jihone: like...Templeton.

Erica: well then does the rat sing

jihone: No. He just bites and spreads disease

Erica: How many scorpions are in the nest?

Jihone: I don't care if it’s like one of those caves that Indiana Jones goes in

Erica: really?!

jihone: yeah, because scorpions are just kind of there. Rats mean you're a filthy degenerate. And rats poop. And smell.

Erica: yeah I guess you're right, but either way I'd have to move out I think

Jihone: The only pest I think I could tolerate would be a raccoon who dug through my trash. Because I think that’s funny.

Erica: Raccoons are always funny. They have little hands.

Jihone: and masks.

Time for...

Erica: He's like a mess of a human being from what I've heard
Jihone: Yes. He's like me... but bigger, angrier, with more tattoos, and a penchant for 'plus size' women

Erica: Whereas you like yours nearly checked into an anorexia clinic
Jihone: whoa whoa whoa. They have discipline, that’s all.

Erica: You are despicable.

Jihone: Once we get that done, I feel like our lives can truly begin, and we can start doing all the things we've been putting off.
Jihone: Like seal clubbing and polar bear rescue
Erica: No not the sweet lover seals!
Jihone: We need their coats! And their tasty meat!
Erica: The seals must be saved, along with the polar bears.

Jihone: We'll save the bears, but we must harvest the seals.

Erica: I can't abide this decision
Jihone: You will...when you have your seal cape…and your tasty seal hamburger.

Erica: So I'm back on the diet, for the wedding
Jihone: Because it’s a bikini wedding?

It's been awhile...

transcripts, originally uploaded by erigutt.

Erica: You know what are really good? Saltines. I'm addicted to them lately

Jihone: Because you're an 8 year old in the nurse's office?

Erica: If saltines are wrong I don't want to be right
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Erica: Today my boss said my outfit was "an interesting mix."

Jihone: In a condescending tone?

Erica: It's not like I'm wearing clown suspenders and a pirate shirt

Jihone: Of course not, because that would be cool. And we all know you're allergic to things that are cool
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Erica: Some days I just am really happy that I went to four years of school, like today when it is really paying off. Today I am making labels.

Jihone: Sometimes I feel that way, and then I look at my diploma. Oh wait my mom threw it away

Erica: lol serious? How did this happen?

Jihone: She thought it was junk mail

Erica: Mine's framed, but it's sitting on the floor of my closet

Jihone: Why isn't it hung up

Erica: Maybe if I had an office I would, but even then, I mean it's ASU

Jihone: Yeah. The only thing I have hanging up is my 7th grade geography bee championship certificate. That was like the greatest day of my life.

Erica: lol

Jihone: I seriously kicked everyone’s ass that day at geography. I ruined lives.

I.M. Convo with Jihone.

Jihone says: that's why we need to get our company off the ground, we just need to decide on a product we should make

Erica says: okay let's sell sandwiches

Jihone says: no, you'll eat them all

Erica says: true

Jihone says: and our profits will become costs

Erica says: let's sell vacation ideas

Erica says: and then demand they take us with them

Erica says: we'll be the worst travel agency in the world

Erica says: "you should go to Europe, pick me up for the airport at 7"

Jihone says: "oh, and by the way, erica doesn't like to sit in the isle"

Jihone says: haha our motto would be "we'll see the world.....together...on your dime"

Erica says: we'd be like those fake doctors that like offer breast exams out of their garage

Jihone says: i already did that

Jihone says: lawsuit is pending